Big Foot Update

Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening

Big Foot is back in the news as a tandem of Big Foot hunters happened upon a dead carcass in the woods of Georgia. They claim the carcass is the mythical half man, half ape beast that has eluded them for many years.

A press conference held Friday in Palo Alto revealed the DNA test results from the creature and failed to prove Big Foot was captured. The DNA samples came from human origin and the other from an opossum.

Of course, this was a hoax, some sort of conspiracy to that will assuredly introduce some sort of product or other news not connected to the Bigfoot sighting. Viral advertising at it's best.

In the meantime, Big Foot is still on the loose. The photo above was taken just two days ago by a team of Grassy Knoll Institute Bigfoot hunters. As the photo suggests, Bigfoot was startled at the flood lights as they quickly illuminated the thick night woods of Mill Creek Park in Youngstown, Ohio.

Alas, the beast made a quick getaway into the woods running at an amazing rate of speed. The hunt is still on and the Grassy Knoll Institute vows not to rest until this creature is found and captured.

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Who Stole President Kennedys Brain

Was JFK First Recipient Of Alien Cloning

Whatever happened To JFK’s brain and body?
Forty one years ago JFK was assassinated by who some believe was a lone gunman by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald. Patrons of the Grassy Knoll know otherwise. The Grassy Knoll Institute will now offer up and expose yet another startling conspiracy theory about Camelot and our 35th President of the United States.

As the Limo whisked away on that fateful November day in Texas with Jackie trying to hold her husbands brain in his head as best she could, an elaborate conspiracy and cover up was underway. The military took possession of JFK’s body immediately after arriving at the hospital and his body was not seen again. The autopsy photo’s showed extension damage to his throat and head that clearly shot holes in the lone gunman theory for there were several wound entry points from the back and from the front. Oswald could only hit the target from the rear.

Jackie boarded Air Force One and watched and witnessed then Vice President LBJ sworn in as the 36th President. Several days later a Nation wept as they watched the funeral procession of our fallen President. Oswald would also be forever silenced by Jack Ruby.

Camelot was dead never to rise again……Or was it?

The military had to act quickly. Kennedy’s brain would soon be inoperable and time was of the essence if they were to pull this cover up off.

Does this sound to far fetched, even for the Grassy Knoll Institute? Are we talking about a modern day Frankenstein? We could be. Technology is available today for cloning, not just wheat grain or corn, or even animals like Dolly the sheep, but also humans. Wait a minute though, we’re talking about 1963 when cloning was a mere figment of the imagination. No way did the Government have the scientific capability to perform such a procedure of creating a complete human clone including one’s essence.

That’s where a little town of Roswell comes in. An alien aircraft crashed landed back in 1947. Everyone knows that story of aliens crashing in the desert and the military covering up and squelching all data and information before to much could be leaked out. But of course there is more to the story. Scientists discovered how these aliens were able to span the great distances of space and the years of travel needed just to get from one galaxy to another. Scientists unlocked that secret by studying the crafts flight logs, journals and computer system. They found that the aliens used cloning to replicate themselves while on their extended journeys. Their technique was so complete it was impossible to tell the difference between clones in appearance and intellect.

The cloning technique not only cloned the body, but mind and spirit as well. The true essence of the person. When the aliens aged in space flight, they simply cloned themselves instead of breeding.

With this knowledge and technology, even in 1963, scientists could have sampled DNA from JFK’s brain and body and actually cloned JFK. Now, 41 years later and maybe, just maybe, a new Democratic contender with a striking resemblance to a former President may come into the limelight…….

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   Ham said

   November 21, 2007 at 2:49 pm
   what a load of bullshit
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   LOTGK said

   November 21, 2007 at 3:46 pm
   When did you figure this revelation out Ham?
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   Danny said

   January 20, 2008 at 8:53 pm
   somebody has too much time on their hands…I agree with Ham,sad thing is,a lot of people will buy this crap.
   Mr Kennedy was definately murdered by a”self-serving coalition”,we may never know who for sure so lets leave it at that…
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   LOTGK said

   January 20, 2008 at 9:18 pm
   Oh Danny Boy, the pipes the pipes are calling….
   Perhaps you didn’t read the title of this blog either.
   It is the home of the 99 cent conspiracy.
   I’ll leave it at that for you.
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   TPS said

   March 23, 2008 at 9:12 pm
   Actually Kennedy’s brain is probably in the Skull and Bones Tomb at Yale.
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   LOTGK said

   March 23, 2008 at 11:47 pm
   Certainly no where near Bush or Congress…..
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   Gladys Vazquez said

   August 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm
   Is President John F. Kennedy really alive? Please don’t the secret.
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   Robyne said

   January 26, 2009 at 9:40 am
   After LBJ’s death, his mistress publicly admitted he was behind JFK’s murder
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   Zac said

   March 29, 2009 at 10:06 am
   JFK’s brain was sent somewhere after the reported him dead his body im not sure what happen to it but i no his brain was frozen and stored somewhere in a goverment facility now a recent is spreading around that the goverment is telling us his brain has gone “missing” who the hell just looses a presidents frozen brain a goverment facility something is going on and we the public probably will neverknow because are goverent is a bunch of assholes.
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Antarctica Rising

Antarctica Revealing Ancient Secrets

Wilkes Land, Antarctica

Antarctica has become a hotbed of activity as of late with wild speculation and government cover ups. Most rumors involve the ozone layer being vastly depleted and the melting of its glaciers and ice shelf and how it affects the future of the world's climate. Some rumors however, are more outlandish like the most recent rumor involving pope John Paul the second.

Apparently, several weeks before his death, pope John Paul II hastily dispatched a team of religious inspectors to Antarctica to supervise and investigate the strange happenings on the northern coast of the continent. The pope did not believe the story of the American government that they were trying to salvage a Mars probe that crashed landed there. The pope felt that they had discovered an archeological finding with significant religious importance. As the American government does so well, they whipped up a hoax to fuel the fire about a website researching and finding proof of the existence of the lost continent Atlantis.

All conspiracies and cover ups need a good back story to shift interest away from the actual events taking place. This was a perfect ruse.Enough about the hoax. The story was right about the pope dispatching a team of inspectors, but it wasn't on the northern coast but in fact to Wilkes Land, a United States military base where the so-called dig was taking place. It's not about Atlantis, but a far more deep cutting event that the United States is trying to keep under wraps for fear that if the truth does get out, mass hysteria and panic may occur.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has had its own team of scientists on Wilkes Land for several months now and after an intensive investigation, is now prepared to shock the world with the revelation that it is not the Mars probe that was uncovered, or proof of the lost world of Atlantis, but a 2000 year old spacecraft buried beneath 2 miles of the frozen surface. The craft is perfectly preserved. Sonar pictures estimated the size at almost 100 yards in circumference.

More incredulous than the craft is that a dozen frozen bodies have been found in pristine condition inside the craft. The bitter cold has kept them almost perfected preserved.

After months of drilling and excavating, a team reached the entrance and discovered 12 crewmen. Remarkably, they all appeared to be human. DNA tests were conducted to verify if they were human. Shockingly, all 12 bodies found were of alien origin.

The Grassy Knoll Institute now understands the religious ramifications and why the pope dispatched his team. Carbon dating has the craft dated at 2000 years old. Also found were ancient texts that described the Christ crucifixion and a sort of journal, or captains log explaining why it was time to leave. The Vatican knows that if this story and pictures of the crewmen ever gets out, religion as we know it will be forever changed.

Photographs have been taken but are being withheld from the public eye causing more speculation that one of the bodies had injuries and wounds consistent of being tortured but no indications of wounds on the hands or feet as of yet.

The Grassy Knoll Institute will keep you updated as more news and information becomes available.

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