4/01/2016

Urban Legend My Ass

Thats A Lot Of Shoes
This morning in New York City during a routine patrol by the NYPD waterways commission, a giant alligator attacked a sightseeing ferry boat. The massive gator nearly capsized the boat as it suddenly breached and landed on the boat deck.

In other news, thousands of New Yorkers are now afraid to sit on their toliets in fear that the urban legend of alligators in their sewer drain are now real.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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5 comments:

  1. Gumby8/19/2016 11:28 AM

    Gumby 4 months ago
    Where's Dundee when you need him?

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    1. LOTGK8/19/2016 11:28 AM

      That's not a crock. This is a crock.

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  2. Max Jackl8/19/2016 11:29 AM

    Max Jackl 5 months ago
    That's a lotta shoes my friend

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    1. LOTGK8/19/2016 11:30 AM

      Imelda Marcos would be in heaven.

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    2. LOTGK8/19/2016 11:30 AM

      Imelda Marcos would be in heaven.

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