Vending Machine Cheese Curls

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Take a good look people. What you see is one dollar's worth of a vending machine snack, Herr's Cheese Curls. That's 15 churls to a bag. One ounce for $1 dollar. Is this a good deal? Depends on how hungry you are and the availability of other viable choices. For me, for that day, the vending machine was one of two options. Insert a $1 dollar bill into the machine or go hungry.

As cheese curls go, well, they were puffy and crunchy. They had fake cheese glued on them. And they are orange.

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 1.25 out of 5 shots and does not recommend Vending Machine Cheese Curls for a snack. My advice, pack a lunch.

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Oldest Milky Way Candy Bar Discovered

Oldest Milky Way Candy Bar Ever

Every now and again I get that “Chocolate” urge and venture down the hallway to the Las Vegas vending machine. I call it Las Vegas for it’s a gamble if you receive something after you feed it money. I inserted my money and I selected the Milky Way candy bar. As the candy bar fell into the slot at the bottom I mumbled under my breath, “Winner, winner, chicken dinner.” The above photo is what I received. WTF!

Where the Hell did this candy bar come from? Had I somehow awoken in the future in a post apocalyptic zombie outbreak. If so, I’m lucky to have found a treasure such as this. I could now live to fight zombies another day.

Dejected, I went back to my office, placed the candy bar on my desk, took out my cell phone, and snapped this photo. I then sent it to the printer, 8X11 size in color. I then went back to the Las Vegas vending machine and taped the photo of the Milky Way candy bar on the glass where everyone can see.

It was on…

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

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Oldest Milky Way Candy Bar Discovered

Every now and again I get that "Chocolate" urge and venture down the hallway to the Las Vegas vending machine. I call it Las Vegas for it's a gamble if you receive something after you feed it money. I inserted my money and I selected the Milky Way candy bar. As the candy bar fell into the slot at the bottom I mumbled under my breath, "Winner, winner, chicken dinner." The above photo is what I received. WTF!

Where the Hell did this candy bar come from? Had I somehow awoken in the future in a post apocalyptic zombie outbreak. If so, I'm lucky to have found a treasure such as this. I could now live to fight zombies another day.

Dejected, I went back to my office, placed the candy bar on my desk, took out my cell phone, and snapped this photo. I then sent it to the printer, 8X11 size in color. I then went back to the Las Vegas vending machine and taped the photo of the Milky Way candy bar on the glass where everyone can see.

It was on...

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

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Youngstown Vending Machines

Vending Machine Food

Grassy Knoll Institute secret corporate office vending machine.

Location: Hallway of the secret corporate office of the Grassy Knoll Institute.

The Order: Plenty of choices.

The Service: Self serve.

The Taste: Depends on your choice but all adequate tasting.

Presentation: Twenty selections to choose from. insert coins, make selections, get your candy.

The Value: Only 50 and 55 cents per choice. Fairly cheap compared to other secret corporate offices.

The Rating: 3.5 out of 5 shots. Grassy Knoll Diner recommends vending machines.

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Vending - Chip Chopped Ham Sandwich

Chipped Chopped Ham Sandwich

Location: Grassy Knoll Institute secret corporate office vending machines.
The order: Chipped ham and cheese sandwich.
The Service: Vending machine, self serve.
The Taste: Not bad for vending. A little stale but could have been due to the coldness of the sandwich.
Presentation: Cello wrapped in black plastic container with expiration date.
The Value: $1.00 for the sandwich. Two pieces of bread, one piece of cheese, two pieces of thin sliced chipped ham. Not bad.

The Rating: 2.5 out of 5 shots. The Grassy Knoll Diner barely recommends the ham and cheese.

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