Take Me To Your Litter A Public Announcement To All Thought Screen Helmet Wearers: Even though you wear your thought screen helmet reli...

Black Friday Thought Screen Helmet Black Friday is a good day for aliens to abduct you. Be prepared! For being a bad man, and not fo...

Protection Against Telepathic Aliens - Not Rulers The Grassy Knoll Institute has long suspected that Catholic nuns were the original ta...

Even Mister Ed Knows An Improperly Constructed Thought Screen Helmet When He Sees One. Of Course! The Grassy Knoll Institute is disappo...

I...Can...Help...You This Sunday the  Stop Alien Abductions Foundation  will be airing a 24 hour telethon to highten awareness of the ma...

Don't Get Abducted On St. Patricks Day Notice To All Irish People Being Harassed Or Abducted By Evil Aliens: St. Patrick's D...

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Inaugural Ball Style As was expected, the Grassy Knoll Institutes scientific studies conclude that alien telepathic activity spikes dur...

Even Icabod Is Protected For the upcoming Halloween season, manufacturers at the Thought Screen Helmet factory are offering a special de...

Improper Thought Screen  Sadly, Lars didn't quite understand the translated instructions for the construction of his thought screen ...

Designer Thought Screen Helmets In an effort to prevent citizens of Earth constructing faulty thought screen helmets to avoid alien abdu...

Thought Screen Helmet Disguise In an attempt to blend in while wearing the thought screen helmet to keep evil aliens from invading your ...

TSH Hair One of the drawbacks of wearing the stylish thought screen helmet is classic Helmet Hair Syndrome. You see, once you are abduc...

Evidently actor Jack Black is being controlled by an evil race of aliens. Grassy Knoll Institute scientists believe that Mr. Black, e...

A Small Price To Pay Although this particular model of thought screen helmet has several drawbacks, (The inability to see oncoming tra...

We Irish folks are a mystical and magical bunch. Many of us have the capability to read people's minds. Ahh, I can sense some skepticism...

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No one can be 100% protected and secure from the evil race of aliens attempting to control ordinary citizens minds through telepathy. T...

Alien Sexual Relations Oral Is Totally Out Of The Question Dick and Jane have a problem. Both of them have been targeted by an evil...