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1/10/2008

Thought Screen Helmet Safe Sex

Alien-Sexual-Relations
Alien Sexual Relations
Oral Is Totally Out Of The Question

Dick and Jane have a problem. Both of them have been targeted by an evil race of aliens attempting to control their minds through telepathy. Hence, they must wear thought screen helmets 24 hours a day 7 days a week, the only device known to mankind to prevent alien abduction.

This puts a serious damper on their sex lives.


LURKING, OH THE HUMANITY, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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3 comments:

  1. Gumby1/10/2008 9:22 AM

    I'm first to say it.
    PUT A HELMET ON THAT SOLDIER. HE 'S GOING INTO BATTLE. HE'S GONNA SEEM SOME ACTION GOD DAMMIT.

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  2. Contessa Confessa1/10/2008 5:58 PM

    Maybe Sally can help in that department...

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  3. Gumby1/14/2008 2:32 PM

    You take Sally, I'll take Sue, there really isn't any difference between the two.

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