No one can be 100% protected and secure from the evil race of aliens attempting to control ordinary citizens minds through telepathy. Thats why the Grassy Knoll Institutes team of rocket scientists have developed the Thought Screen Face Shield to compliment the thought screen helmet.
Up until today, the thought screen helmet was the only protection to prevent alien abduction and mind control. Now, the sleek light weight Thought Screen Face Shield is more added protection.
The Thought Screen Face Shield is constructed from durable lightweight polyurethane that contours to your facial features for a snug perfect fit. It is lined with a thin layer of velostat to block out a full frontal assault by thought controlling aliens giving you the freedom to go about your everyday chores and live a normal life.
Extensive testing proved when both are worn together, alien abductions dramatically decreased by over 95%. (Degree of accuracy scale is plus or minus 95%) With results like this, you cannot afford to be without one.
The Thought Screen Face Shield is proudly endorsed by:
The Phantom of the Opera
Freddy Kruger
Jason Verhooves
The Lone Ranger
Michael Myers
Spiderman
Batman
The Flash
The Green Lantern
Sold at reputable stores everywhere.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Don't forget about Hannibel Lector.
ReplyDeleteThe bonus is they look almost life like.
ReplyDeleteCourse you shouldn't be worried since you are already wearing a big giant dome on your head.
I know that guy in the front row. He's one of the Republican candidates. Can't quite place his name though.
ReplyDeleteI'm a mannequin I tell you, a mannequin.
ReplyDeleteChipper, it's hard to tell, all crooks wear masks don't they?
And all the villians in Scooby Doo.... You forgot them. : )
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get one of these wonderful inventions?
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