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9/07/2008

Improper Thought Screen Helmet Design

Improper Thought Screen 
Sadly, Lars didn't quite understand the translated instructions for the construction of his thought screen helmet. Clearly, there was no velostat cloth used and the helmet did not cover his ears.

This is the last photo of Lars just before being abducted by an evil race of telepathic aliens bent on world domination. (Heard in the distant background was a hushed alien voice chanting, I want my baby back baby back baby back)

Let this be a lesson learned to everyone being harassed by aliens controlling their thoughts. If you are going to make a thought screen helmet, follow the instructions to the letter.

For those not handy sewing and cutting, the Grassy Knoll Institute has constructed their very own Thought Screen Helmet guaranteed to eliminate telepathic connections from 4 out of 5 evil races of aliens.

Click the above link for the features of the Grassy Knoll Institute thought screen Helmet.


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5 comments:

  1. Valdunagan9/08/2008 6:15 AM

    It's no wonder aliens are abducting humans. Some are simply easy targets. He should have gone with the Burger King hat.

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  2. Eddy9/08/2008 6:30 AM

    That has to be the dumbest thing yet I have seen.

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  3. LOTGK9/08/2008 8:40 AM

    Where have I read this before....?

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  4. ben9/09/2008 10:21 AM

    I'm glad they took Lars, that guy is a real hot-head!

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  5. Gumby9/10/2008 9:50 AM

    Almost a nice mock turtleneck.
    He needed to be abducted, tortured, made to wear clothese like that, and released to work at wal Mart as a greeter. Serves his ass right.

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