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2/20/2008

New And Improved Thought Screen Helmet

Not feeling feminine fresh? Now you can everyday with the new and improved Thought Screen Helmet (Developed by the rocket scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute) made just for women. Look, it has wings and it makes toast as an added bonus. The ultimate multi-task accessory for the on-the-go business women.

WARNING:
Women are not immuned from the threat of alien abduction as some people in the scientific community had believed. Wearing the TSH to board room meetings will assuredly get you noticed. In fact, you and your thought screen helmet will be the topic of conversation no matter where you go.
And who doesn't want that type of recognition.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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3 comments:

  1. Gumby2/20/2008 5:22 AM

    But does it make bagels? Enquiring minds want to know.

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  2. Merv2/20/2008 5:58 AM

    This is why I like this site. You are not afraid to report the hard news that no other reporting service wants to. Or has the guts to. My thought screen helmet goes off to you oh great grassy one.

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  3. Max Jackl2/20/2008 11:34 AM

    Talk about a hot head.

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