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8/20/2008

Thought Screen Helmet Sale

Designer Thought Screen Helmets
In an effort to prevent citizens of Earth constructing faulty thought screen helmets to avoid alien abduction, the Grassy Knoll Institute has produced a new and improved helmet.

Our rocket scientists have been working round the clock designing the LOTGK version. Notice the sleek ergonomic design. Wind drag has been cut by 85% compared to older models enabling wearers to move more easily and smoothly throughout the day.

Another upgraded feature is the air cooled compartments in the dome of the helmet allowing the wearer to keep cool throughout the entire day. Those in hot and humid climates can thank the Grassy Knoll Institute later.

To order a Grassy Knoll Institute thought screen helmet, please send an email to us. For verification purposes, press on your keyboard the exact value of 22 divided by 7.

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1 comment:

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    8 Responses to “Thought Screen Helmet Sale”

    Max Jackl said
    August 21, 2008 at 8:48 am
    Finally, someone is doing something about this crisis. While other people preach about what they should be doing, the grassy knoll has stepped in and did what was right. Create a working thought screen helmet to stop alien abductions. Imagine if everyone were to wear one of these.
    God bless you grassy knoll.


    Big Mouth said
    August 21, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    I am at a loss for words here. These people who wear these helmets need help. Professional help. And you that make fun of them, you need help as well. That football helmet will not work. Its just a prop.


    Gumby said
    August 21, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    Big Mouth, you claim the garment that looks like a football helmet throwback does not work. What, in your opinion would work?

    Merv said
    August 22, 2008 at 10:41 am
    God bless you. There are thousands of people suffering from A.A.S.
    Alien Abduction Syndrome. This helmet will save many lives and maybe your own one day.

    Ulla said
    August 22, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    gotta get one, gotta get one…

    Chris Perabo said
    August 30, 2008 at 8:57 am
    The material used to make these thought helmets is typically Velostat. The material itself is simply a black, polyethylene conductive plastic. CAPLINQ makes an alternative to the Velostat and can be seen in their LINQSTAT line of products.

    Augusto said
    September 5, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    I must order one soonest.
    I’m getting a rash from wearing my aluminum foil hat.

    Gumby said
    September 5, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    I think it’s to late for you Augusto.

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