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1/28/2009

Consequences Not Wearing Thought Screen Helmet

Consequences Of Not Wearing A thought Screen Helmel
Just Saying...
Don't let this happen to you!!!
Make sure your thought screen helmet is properly constructed.
Do not skimp on the magical 3M velostat cloth.
Make sure your helmet covers your entire dome.
Wear it at all times.




LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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14 comments:

  1. Gumby1/28/2009 4:57 AM

    Denied entrance at Comic Con expo!

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  2. GIDave1/28/2009 5:01 AM

    Also denied at president Obama's inauguration ceremony.

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  3. Max Jackl1/28/2009 5:03 AM

    Burt Ward gets a new gig.

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  4. D-Advocate1/28/2009 5:20 AM

    Doesn't look like he's having any fun at all. Maybe his tights are a little snug.

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  5. Valdunagan1/28/2009 5:50 AM

    Introducing your new Wal-Mart greeter.

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  6. Anti-christ1/28/2009 6:31 AM

    I apologize. Sammy, 3rd class demon in training went AWOL yesterday. He is now back in line helping Congress make decisions on the economy.

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  7. ben1/28/2009 7:34 AM

    The aliens have driven him batty.

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  8. Eddy1/28/2009 8:56 AM

    Is that Butch Patrick from the Munsters? Eddie Munster!

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  9. Craig Of the Avenue1/28/2009 10:18 AM

    It does look like the Munsters kid. And where is thr snow.

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  10. Bitzky1/29/2009 11:39 AM

    You guys are mean! I think he looks just lovely!

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  11. Michael Menkin5/14/2009 7:06 PM

    The consequences of not wearing a helmet for real abductees is severe. I have two abductees who were beaten by alien-human hybrids when they forgot to wear their helmets. Earlier this year, a 90 year old female abductee who sometimes wore her helmet was beaten severely by alien-human hybrids. She was sent to the hospital where her wounds and broken nose were medically recorded and documented. She died three days after she came home from the hospital, from the beatings she took from alien-human hybrids, so we are now on record as having one abductee killed by the aliens. They also took her helmet and it was the eleventh helmet that the aliens have taken. These are rare occurrences for abductees with thought screen helmets. Most former abductees wearing helmets are not harmed. Aliens also harass abductees with helmets and have killed their pets in retaliation for their resistance to being abducted. The aliens and their alien-human hybrids are violent and dangerous. For more information on the thought screen helmet, see stopabductions.com and aliensandchildren.org.

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  12. LOTGK5/14/2009 7:42 PM

    Why would the aliens beat him? Why not simply send telepathic thoughts to him to beat himself up?

    And does the death certificate of this 90 year old woman, (God bless her soul) state that she died from beatings of thought screen alien hybrids?

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  13. Favrelous3/10/2010 8:28 AM

    Randomly funny. Batboy looks pissed. Thats what you get when the pull the tail of the tiger.

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  14. LOTGK3/10/2010 2:49 PM

    He is having a bad day. And thank you for the comments and kind words.

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