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2/24/2009

Thought Screen Helmet Suit

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The Thought Screen Helmet Suit. For maximum protection on those heavy flow days. (Wait a minute, wrong commercial)

Submitted by Gumby, ruler of Pokey: Hey Curator guy, other than the obvious reason, (Chic style) why buy an entire thought screen helmet suit when the helmet is supposed to be protection enough?

Excellent question Gumby. To answer, yes, it is very stylish, as several Hollywood heavy hitters arrived at the Oscars last Sunday wearing the TSH suit. But style is not the only purpose. Protection from the evil race of aliens attempting to invade your thoughts and control your mind is the number one priority.

As all TSH (Thought Screen Helmet) wearers are aware, March is the most intense telepathic period. Sometimes the helmet gets bombarded by aliens and may overload. The TSH suit kicks in at these times eliminating all threats of alien invasion and abduction.

Of course each of our TSH Suits are lined with velostat, the magical material that intercepts and blocks alien telepathic thought waves. And on those hot days, a built in air cooler that pumps air throughout the suit to keep you cool even when aliens are pressuring your frontal lobe. A glimmering silver coating spray completes the ensemble.

Available at all reputable drug and department stores.




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11 comments:

  1. Max Jackl2/24/2009 5:33 AM

    Is that June Lockhart, from Lost In Space?

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  2. SIGHTER2/24/2009 6:43 AM

    THANK GOD THIS CAME OUT AT THIS TIME. OBAMA'S STIMULUS BILL CAN HELP WRITE OFF SOME OF THE COSTS OF MANUFACTURING THESE SUITS AND HELP EVERYONE THAT NEEDS ONE.

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  3. Gumby2/24/2009 7:29 AM

    She could date the robot from lost in space. Danger Will Robinson. Danger.

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  4. Anti-christ2/24/2009 7:45 AM

    This contraption of yours, the thought screen helmet suit, may eliminate alien telepathic thought, but it does not work against me. MUHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

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  5. ulla2/24/2009 3:33 PM

    are those disposable?

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  6. LOTGK2/24/2009 3:52 PM

    But of course they are. And biodegradable also.

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  7. D-Advocate2/25/2009 8:59 AM

    Only Bill Gates and his Vista operating software can stop you Antichrist.

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  8. A Gonzo4/14/2009 8:05 AM

    This is rediculous. Making fun of these people is not funny.

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  9. LOTGK4/14/2009 1:16 PM

    Yes it is, and yes it is.

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  10. Cat41405/01/2009 9:48 AM

    At first when I read your thought screen helmet page, I thought you were joking and making fun of these poor people affected by alines. Now after reading all your current updates, I know you are. :) :)

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  11. LOTGK5/01/2009 9:51 AM

    Yea, but what am I?

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