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6/10/2009

Stop Alien Abductions Telethon

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This Sunday the Stop Alien Abductions Foundation will be airing a 24 hour telethon to highten awareness of the many sufferers who must wear thought screen helmets to prevent further alien abduction. The foundations goal is to raise awareness of a race of telepathic aliens set on world domination by controlling the thoughts of our political leaders and public figures. Check local listings for the TV channel in your area.

Special celebrity guest star Gary Busey will speak about his private battles with the little green alien bastards and how he beat them with sticks until they fled plus the several that he captured and now dines on regularly. Mister Gary Busey was overheard saying that he is not afraid of those pussy aliens and that he would eat the bastards like they were on the menu at an all you can eat IHOP restaurant. Join him for supper. It's a hoot. I can hear him now saying the word "Outstanding" just the way he pronounced it in his hit movie, Under Siege.



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30 comments:

  1. Valdunagan6/10/2009 8:01 PM

    Gary Busey is the perfect celebrity to furhter the cause of the thought screen helmet foundation. A perfect match. Outstanding!

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  2. Valdunagan6/10/2009 8:02 PM

    Although, Chuck Norris could also be considered.
    Outstanding!

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  3. Gumby6/11/2009 4:28 AM

    Busey is a perfect choice. He beat that alien predator a few years back.

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  4. Max Jackl6/11/2009 4:34 AM

    The beginning of the end for the evil race of aliens now that Gary Busey is on the case. Outstanding...

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  5. Queen Of Katy Isle6/11/2009 6:23 AM

    Busey is crazy funny. I wonder if its really him doing all the twitter updates or if he has a ghost writer. If him, he is a genius.

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  6. Kaprov6/11/2009 7:05 AM

    Chuck Norris would kick his ass. Busey is an actor. Norris is a kung fu master.

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  7. Gumby6/11/2009 7:19 AM

    Kaprov, you didn't finish your comment with a Busey signature.
    Outstanding! :)

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  8. Kaprov6/11/2009 9:03 AM

    Hey wise guy, you didn't end with outstanding either. BAM!

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  9. Anti-christ6/12/2009 4:21 AM

    Gary Busey is one man I am afraid of.

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  10. Merv6/12/2009 6:23 AM

    From his picture, he looks like he's singing
    Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.
    lmao

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  11. LOTGK6/12/2009 12:05 PM

    That just might be the best line yet. :D :D

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  12. LOTGK6/12/2009 1:48 PM

    I think he kicked your ass Gumby :D

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  13. LOTGK6/12/2009 1:56 PM

    He may be the secret leader of the alien race. who really knows!

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  14. LOTGK6/12/2009 1:59 PM

    Seriously, I don't think so.

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  15. LOTGK6/12/2009 1:59 PM

    That's good to know Damien.

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  16. Sunday6/14/2009 8:05 AM

    Thats not the real Gary Busey. It's an imposter on that twitter page.

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  17. Sunday6/14/2009 8:07 AM

    What the hell, i wasn't finished yet with my comments and it sent it by itself. There is no way Busey has that time and wit to keep that twitter page that active.

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  18. LOTGK6/14/2009 4:18 PM

    Yea, we all know that pretty much. the give away was his Twitter name, the Fake Gary Busey. Thanks for noticing though.

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  19. LOTGK6/14/2009 4:19 PM

    When you hit the send button, it doesn't matter if you are done or not, the comment is sent.

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  20. ben6/18/2009 6:04 AM

    I don't care if he is the real Gary Busey or not or if he is the leader of the aliens I'll still follow him.
    He is hilarious.
    My favorite posts from him...

    "I throw a dart at the calendar to decide what day it is, due to my bad aim today is window."

    and

    "Without nipples breasts would be pointless."

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  21. Greg Brady6/18/2009 12:00 PM

    Gary Busey dated Marsha Brady in the 70's. Its a well known fact.

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  22. LOTGK6/20/2009 9:48 AM

    It is one of the funniest twitters around.

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  23. LOTGK6/20/2009 9:48 AM

    And he was doing Alice on the side.

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  24. Hamster6/26/2009 3:24 PM

    He needs to be wearing a helmet himself.

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  25. LOTGK6/27/2009 7:44 PM

    He's Gary Busey. Aliens are afraid of him.

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  26. Qbert7/16/2009 8:05 AM

    Incredible. Incredibly funny. This is so strange it may be true, You cant make this shit up.

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  27. LOTGK7/17/2009 5:30 AM

    And yet, I did. :D

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  28. Michael Menkin10/10/2009 2:34 PM

    This is a phony site. There is no stop alien abductions telethon. The people creating this blog have no knowledge of alien abductions, have never made a thought screen helmet, have never talked to me, Michael Menkin or any other alien abduction investigator and know nothing about alien abductions or the thought screen helmet.

    The situation about alien abductions changed in February of this year when two alien-human hybrids beat a 90 year old woman so severely that she went to the hospital where here bruises and broken nose were documented. She had a heart attach as a result of her beating and died 3 days later. The aliens told here that they were finished with her. We believe that she bore them many alien-human hybrids. The hybrids also took the thought screen helmet from her that she only wore sporadically.

    I also have two cases of people who forgot to wear their thought screen helmets one night and were subsequently beaten by alien-human hybrdis in anger. I may have another website where I report all of this violence.

    I make and send thought screen helmets to people for free all over the world. It is all my own money and time. I pay for the four sites I have with my own money. At 66 I still work full time as a technical wtiter for a government regulatory agency. I resent this phony telethon. It is not funny. Alien abductions are serious business.

    For more information, contact me, Michael Menkin, the inventor at stopabductions.com.

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  29. LOTGK10/11/2009 6:58 PM

    The Grassy Knoll Institute is not a phony site. It is proudly the home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory powered by a really good tasting corned beef sandwich.

    And, not a single American who has read this post has been abducted by evil space aliens. That is a record I am proud of.

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  30. LOTGK4/18/2019 1:26 PM

    And almost ten years later, still no Americans abducted by evil thought screen aliens.

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