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10/06/2008

Thought Screen Helmet - Pumpkin Head

Even Icabod Is Protected
For the upcoming Halloween season, manufacturers at the Thought Screen Helmet factory are offering a special design for parties and events. We aptly call it, The Pumpkin Head.

You won't have to worry about pesky aliens using telepathy to force you to do things against your will while wearing the pumpkin head. Each helmet is precision designed and lined with velostat, (The magical material that blocks alien telepathic thoughts from entering your brain) to ensure complete protection. Now all you have to worry about is if you will win best costume at your party.

Happy Halloween - Samhain


LURKING IN THE SHADOWS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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8 comments:

  1. ben10/06/2008 8:43 PM

    Those manufacturers have really carved themselves quite a niche ;)

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  2. Eng8te10/07/2008 10:01 AM

    Where's Icabod when you need him.

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  3. LOTGK10/07/2008 10:05 AM

    They don't call me the pumpkin king for nothing Ben.

    Eng8te, Icabod was one of the original thought screen helmet wearers. But, alas, he lost his head over it.

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  4. Red Natural10/07/2008 7:58 PM

    WTF! who would wear that. Ass.

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  5. Gumby10/08/2008 4:24 AM

    And he blended in so well. The grassy knoll should be thanked by those suffering from aliens stealing their thoughts and making them vote republican.

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  6. Max Jackl10/08/2008 9:39 AM

    You should get an award, or a prize, like the Nobel prize for all your humanitarian work with people being abducted from aliens.

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  7. Michael Menkin11/07/2008 5:52 PM

    For information on making a real thought screen helmet, go to stopabductions.com.

    There are no manufacturers of thought screen helmets.

    For a photograph of a real alien, also go to stopabductions.com.

    The photo will scare the hell out of you. It's not a pumpkin.

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  8. Republican11/08/2008 12:44 PM

    That is so stupid. UR a moron if you believe aliens are taking people and your helmets stop them.

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