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8/03/2009

A Horse Is A Horse Of Course Of Course

Even Mister Ed Knows An Improperly Constructed Thought Screen Helmet When He Sees One. Of Course!
The Grassy Knoll Institute is disappointed that people susceptible to alien abduction are not taking our advice by constructing a proper Thought Screen Helmet layered with velostat covering your entire dome. Without the velostat, the magical material that blocks the aliens telepathic signals to your brain preventing you from being in their control. You may as well be beating a dead horse.

Oh Wilbur....




LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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11 comments:

  1. MegaMan The Madman8/03/2009 4:58 PM

    I always wondered why I kept getting picked up...

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  2. Gumby8/03/2009 5:48 PM

    Is that Chastity Bono? or Chaz whatever?

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  3. Craig Of the Avenue8/04/2009 4:41 AM

    I think that is Chastity. Pre-op. And when will these people finally learn and take your advice seriously.

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  4. Eddy8/04/2009 4:44 AM

    LMAO at the horse smile.

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  5. Gumby8/04/2009 6:23 AM

    I wonder if Lindsay Lohan is attracted to her. :)

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  6. Gumby8/04/2009 6:24 AM

    Not thats there's anything wrong with that.

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  7. Anti-christ8/04/2009 9:51 AM

    What is that on her head. A zebra print. That is so appalling. at least she isn't skiing like her her father tried to.

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  8. LOTGK8/04/2009 4:42 PM

    Good call Gumby. i do not know if that is Chaz.

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  9. LOTGK8/04/2009 4:45 PM

    I'm not out here preaching for my own sanity. I lost that long ago. If this website saves just one person all the hard work will be well worth it. :D

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  10. Captain Yar8/07/2009 5:05 AM

    Oddly enough, my drumset is lined with the same zebra material as her helmet.

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  11. LOTGK8/07/2009 6:10 AM

    Have you ever been abducted by space aliens?

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