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8/08/2008

Thought Screen Helmet Disguise

Thought Screen Helmet Disguise
In an attempt to blend in while wearing the thought screen helmet to keep evil aliens from invading your mind and controlling your thoughts and actions, Spiro Agnestesio has invented the thought screen helmet wig.

The thought screen helmet wig fits snugly over the thought screen helmet enabling the wearer to carry on with daily activities without having to withstand verbal abuse and snickers aimed at you for wearing a helmet out in public.

Wigs come in gray, black, brown, red, and blond.


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7 comments:

  1. Eng8te8/08/2008 8:21 AM

    Classic style, classic look, classic sex appeal. What more can an abducted alien person want.

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  2. Valdunagan8/08/2008 8:25 AM

    What more can I want. To have the aliens look like Jessica Alba. And screw like Jenna Jamison.

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  3. SKA26828/08/2008 9:10 AM

    At first glance I thought it was the timpani player from Space Balls!

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  4. LOTGK8/08/2008 9:45 AM

    I thought the same as well.

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  5. aintgotno8/09/2008 2:57 AM

    white afro ... good grief.

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  6. ben8/11/2008 9:37 PM

    And what a lovely tribute to Estelle Getty as well!

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  7. LOTGK8/12/2008 7:31 PM

    Is Estelle Getty still alive?
    If not, it's because she discontinued wearing her thought screen helmet.

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