I Would Like To Order A Pizza Please

Pizza For Frank

What would the Halloween season be without a few light-hearted pranks. One of my favorite pranks involves pizza delivery. The prank begins by calling a local pizza shop that delivers. Order a large pizza with your favorite toppings. When the pizza shop asks for your name, (They always do) tell them it's for Frank.

Now simply wait the designated delivery time, (Usually around 30 minutes) and wait for the knock on the door from the delivery guy. Open the door looking puzzled and ask "What can I do for you?" When the pizza guy says "Pizza delivery for Frank!" Look him in the eye and exclaim, "Pizza for Frank, Frank is dead. He died in this very house two years ago ordering a pizza. Who did you talk to?"

Pay for the pizza and make sure he hears you thanking Frank for ordering a pizza for you. It will be the talk of the pizza joint for the evening.

Happy Halloween

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Why Did The Ghost Cross The Road

Two Ghosts Having Coffee Together

It was All Hollows Eve and two ghosts are floating through the grave yard talking and telling jokes.

Ghost One says to ghost two: Hey, why did the ghost cross the road?

Ghost Two replies: I don't know! Why?

Ghost One: To get to the other side!


Happy Halloween

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