In God We Trust

The Grassy Knoll Institute, as many of you know, has thrown our collective hats into the political arena and announced that we are running for president of the united States in 2008 and by God, we will try our hardest to tackle the issues honestly and clearly. (Wait a minute, in today's age, using God in a speech is political suicide.) And that is what todays rant is about. God in American culture.

We at the Grassy Knoll institute believe that we, as a nation, nay, strike that, the entire human race is on the verge of a major event in time. End of the world perhaps, fire and brimstone, good VS evil, cats and dogs. And what about the twinkie? Sit back in your chairs folks, sip your tea, drink your coffee, chug your Coke or Pepsi. I'm digging in.......

If you look at our Declaration of Independence, the second paragraph clearly states and I quote, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

Ain't that grand. We, all of us, have these rights, with the guidance of the creator, to seek happiness. *Cue the happy ending music* (Wait, that ain't In A Godda Da Vida Baby)

If we look at what society is doing right now, here, today, yesterday, and surely tomorrow, is taking God, the Creator out of the equation all together. Every American reading this, quickly, right now, open your wallet or purse, grab a dollar bill, or a fiver, or any denomination. Do you see the "In God We Trust" engraved on that bill? Good, its there for a reason. It’s a warning sign. Our forefathers were very smart men, and oh yea, devout Christians.

(Still with me? Good. It'll be worth it....)
Today in any public school, we are not permitted, nay, it is ILLEGAL, unconstitutional, to speak the Lords name. Yet, every child that buys lunch in that school pays with money stamped with IN GOD WE TRUST on it. If we cannot speak the name of God, why is it permitted to be written on our currency?

It’s a warning!!! Remember?

Our very own Declaration of Independence, one of the most precious and revered documents, is, according to today’s norms, ILLEGAL, for it speaks of trusting in God and the Creator. Our current government has deemed these words unconstitutional. It has effectively removed God from our Constitution, our laws, our rules, our way of life.

Lets go back to that second paragraph of the declaration of Independence. "That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles"

Our forefathers gave us the power, nay, the responsibility to abolish any government that swayed from our Constitution. By taking God out of the equation, the Constitution has been altered to in such a way that this governing body cannot repair it.

Look at your money. Look at the schools we send our children to. Look at the corrupt politicians voting themselves pay raises and making deals to allow jobs to leave the states so as to make a couple more bucks to line their retirement pockets.

Our forefathers are reminding us each and every day we buy any commodity with our hard earned dollar bills. It’s time to say NO! No more. Time to draw the line in the sand. Time to throw the goddamn tea back into the harbor.

Otherwise, as I alluded to at the very beginning of this rant, religion will be extinguished from this nation giving rise to that world event I spoke of. Yes, the dawn of the anti-christ.

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Lure Of The Red Planet

President Bush announced that we the people are going back to the moon and then onward to Mars, the red planet, with manned flights. Bush wants to accomplish this within the next twenty years. He has pledged an additional $87 million dollars over the next 5 years for NASA to study and update the aging shuttle system and create new innovative ways to propel fragile men into the cold vastness of space to explore a planet that has been dead for a billion years. It doesn’t matter that we already invaded Mars with our robotic rovers that have captured breathtaking photo’s.

It doesn’t matter that we have a new and improved lander on Mars right now promising more advanced experiments to measure soil content, search for and find water, and for signs of life, past and present. It seems that robotic space exploration is far cheaper and safer than manned exploration. At this time, there is no need to risk the lives of our astronauts. Not to mention the tremendous expense for manned flight.

How does President Bush plan on paying for this space adventure? It has been estimated that the cost of the journey to Mars will be 1 trillion dollars. Yes, trillion. What does that mean to the average American taxpayer? It means that each and every one of us taxpayers will be shelling out over $6000.00 to the Mars project.

The Grassy Knoll Institute is all for the exploration of space, but the trillion dollars could be better used for a host of other critical needs in the United States.

I would much rather see adding more schools and teachers to educate our children.

I would rather see medical research to curb or cure deadly diseases.

I would rather see bolstering our homeless shelters making sure everyone has something to eat every night.

Hiring more police officers, rescue workers, and firefighters.

If I am going to kick in 6 plus grand of my hard earned tax money, I want more than pictures from a distant planet that I will never visit.

Also, I wondered why Bush has decided to make such a bold statement.

The answer is very simple. He wants to liken himself to President Kennedy and his bold initiative of landing a man on the moon and bringing him back safely by the end of the 1960′s decade. Kennedy introduced this during his inaugural address. These were pretty strong words for a newly elected president. Yet, the public was enamored with Kennedy and quickly got behind his dream pledging their support as well.

We were all in this together was the feel and atmosphere at that time. The Astronauts were elevated to elite status and NASA pushed forward and Armstrong finally took that historic first step on the moon in 1969.

Kennedy, even though assassinated, kept his pledge to the American people of landing a man on the moon, and NASA kept it’s end of the bargain by using all it’s resources to make the Apollo program successful. President Kennedy will be forever linked to Americans landing on the moon and the huge technology advance needed to make it happen.

President Bush understands this. He realizes that the American people are enamored with space and the planet Mars. What better way to go down in history than to be remembered as the president that dared the American public to expand into space to the planet Mars. I know he doesn’t want to be remembered as being the president that almost choked to death on a pretzel.

Yes folks, President Bush has a strategery!

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St. George And The Dragon

St George And Saddam’s Secret Treasure

A little lesson is mythology. The story of St. George and the Dragon is our Grassy Knoll Institute conspiracy this week. In modern daytime, we can call this story President George and the Saddam. Of course, President Bush is St. George and Saddam Hueissen is the dragon. To familiarize ourselves about the story, the fire-breathing dragon was a cunning beast that possessed the gift of flight and the ability to project immense fire from its mouth. More often than not, the dragon was depicted as guarding a priceless treasure in an isolated area.

The dragon ruthlessly guarded the treasure from all seekers and defended its treasure to its last breath. The dragon doesn't actually know or how to use the treasure but simply guards it waiting for the next hero to attempt. The myth goes that one day St. George rescues a princess held captive by a dragon and in doing so, slays the dragon in a desperate vicious battle.

So, how does all this refer to a UFO downed in Iraq? Don’t worry; the Grassy Knoll Institute is getting to that part. Jump to modern time. Bush, (St. George) and Saddam, (Dragon) were locked in a key deadly showdown on weapons of mass destruction. Bush knew Saddam would not surrender his treasure, the so-called 93-mile plus missiles and chemical warfare plants without a fight. One does not have to be an FBI profiler to predict the outcome of this scenario. All one has to do is look back at mythology and the dragon story. St. George will rescue the fair young maiden and rid the world of the evil dragon once and for all. And they lived happily ever after.

End of story right? Not on the Grassy Knoll Institute its not. The Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered evidence that a UFO crash landed hundreds of years ago in the desert, which is now Iraq. Saddam has recovered the wreckage and his team of scientists has been studying the ship and its technology but to no avail. The United States government knows this and wants to lay claim to the alien technology much like they have done since 1947 when an alien craft crash-landed in Roswell, New Mexico.

Since then, clandestine government organizations have been reverse engineering alien technology unlocking more and more secrets that the alien craft had long held secret.

The United States government is hoping that by studying the Iraqi craft they can better understand the damaged portions of their own craft and by piecing together both crafts, build an actual working model and possibly pilot a new prototype plane or space exploration vehicle. Not to mention the weapons capacity that are surely on board both crafts.

Let us not forget the inventions harvested so far from the Roswell crash in 1947. Fiber optics, the ability to transmit billions of bits of information in nanoseconds over thousands of miles. Fiber optic cables are hundreds of times more efficient than standard copper cable, many times thinner, and delivers a superior quality picture and sound when decoded.

Stealth technology now makes our jet fighters invisible to radar so they can safely hone in on their target and strike and return safely to base without the enemy knowing where the planes were. Another major by-product from the Roswell crash was the microprocessor.

Once computers were as big as office rooms, needing massive amounts of power for computing. Along came the microprocessor and computers have shrunk in size to an almost unbelievable small size and while they shrank in appearance, the power of the computer had increased several thousand percent and is ever increasing in leaps and bounds each and every year.

1948 began the cold war between the United States and the Soviet Union. Just two years before, they were allies winning World War II bringing peace to the planet. The question to be asked here is why so sudden that both governments became unfriendly? Was it because the Soviets knew of the Roswell crash?

Did they also track via radar this vehicle streaking across the sky at a speed faster than any American or Russian plane? Were the Russians asking the tough questions that the Americans did not want to answer? This brings us to the brink of cold war once again. Will George the Dragon Slayer Bush continue to press Iraq under the guise of war in his search for alien technology? Or, will the Dragon Saddam keep his treasure cleverly hidden in hopes of some day acquiring the knowledge to reverse engineer his own alien crashed vehicle and unlock his own technological inventions.

One only need look at history to see the outcome of this scenario. St. George always rescues the damsel in distress and slays the dragon.

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