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The Grassy Knoll Institute can now reveal that answer. In a word, the aliens are looking for a little "Action." It takes hundreds of years for alien ships to travel from their home world to Earth. After many generations of breeding, the gene pool depleted, leaving the women incapable of bearing offspring. The only solution was to find a new fertile gene pool. Human females.
Through their telepathic abilities, the aliens are able to control humans. Once a female candidate is selected, the aliens proceed to seduce them in hopes of impregnating them. If a successful pregnancy occurs, the female is abducted so the fetus can be removed and implanted in an alien female host. This assures perpetuation of the alien species. The human female is then returned left wondering what had happened to her remembering only fragments of her abduction.
This is a warning to all the abductees' being taken and visited by aliens. To prevent unwanted pregnancy, you must continue to wear your properly constructed Thought Screen Helmet at all times. The helmet, lined with velostat offers telepathic canceling properties that prevents the aliens from linking to your mind. Think of it as wearing a condom on your head. No link, no control, no intercourse, no pregnancy.
For the men taken, perhaps this explains that pain in your ass when you are returned. Perhaps.....
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
I have been doing the same for millennia. Now the aliens want a piece of the action.
ReplyDeleteAre you lonesome tonight, LMAO
ReplyDeleteA perfect excuse for the missus to tell the husband how she wound up pregnant. The aliens had their way with me dear.
ReplyDeleteThat is so dumb its funny, and so unbelievable its probably true.
ReplyDeleteYour time has passed. You had your chance. You coulda been a contenda.
ReplyDeleteGonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
ReplyDeleteGonna grab some afternoon delight
My mother's always been, when it's right it's right
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night
That is funny, however, sadly, I guarantee that many women used the old standby excuse of an alien abduction and impregnating experiment scenario.
ReplyDeleteTigh, it's all true. It was printed on the Internet on the Grassy Knoll Institute. What more evidence do you need?
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ReplyDeleteThat's why we are here. That's why we spend so much time, energy, and money on the thought screen helmet. Just for people like you.
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about aliens with big hands.
ReplyDeleteThey wear big gloves?
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