1/12/2009

Thought Screen Helmet Inauguration Fittings

Inaugural Ball Style
As was expected, the Grassy Knoll Institutes scientific studies conclude that alien telepathic activity spikes during presidential inaugurations. With president-elect Barack Obama being sworn in January 20th, every precaution is being taken to avoid any national security issues.

Washington Thought Screen Helmet makers have geared up production and are cranking out tailor made helmets to those attending the presidential inauguration and ball. Hurry though, supplies are limited and you don't want to be the only one not wearing your thought screen helmet.




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11 comments:

  1. Gumby1/12/2009 4:46 AM

    How do I get one of these beautiful helmets? And tickets to the ball.

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  2. Anon1/12/2009 7:08 AM

    Another first, the first ever thought screen helmet at the presidential swearing in speech.

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  3. ulla1/12/2009 7:45 AM

    brilliant. you're one of my favourite things about the usa.

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  4. Dan & G1/13/2009 3:53 AM

    That doctor looks like Art Linkletter.

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  5. Greg Brady1/13/2009 6:28 AM

    Marsha's nose never just magically healed overnight. She went to this nose specialist who straightened it out. Now you know.

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  6. Valdunagan1/13/2009 7:32 AM

    Thought screen helmet makers, finally, mainstream.

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  7. Big Mouth1/16/2009 3:30 AM

    One word. Buttplug.
    Forgetabout the hats. Aliens come through the ass. Buttplugs prevent that.

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  8. PLEDGE4201/19/2009 6:11 AM

    I FELL SORRY FOR THESE PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY ARE BEING TAKEN BY ALIENS. GET A FRIKKIN JOB.

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  9. Gabby Some4/14/2009 7:08 AM

    That is there job. Someone has to buy the helmets to keep the manufacturer in business.

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  10. A Gonzo4/14/2009 8:04 AM

    What, to be abducted or make the hats?

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  11. LOTGK4/22/2009 8:33 AM

    Both Gonzo, both. It's a tough economy ya know.

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