50 Psychic Predictions For 2014

2014 Psychic Predictions

Once a year the curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute gathers his psychic abilities and much like Nostradamus did over 500 years ago, will peer into the future to reveal 50 predictions for the 2014 year. The predictions that follow may shock you, may make you laugh or cry, and may make you re-think your life choices. In past years, I correctly predicted Brett Favre coming out of retirement, the breakup of Tony Roma and Jessica Simpson. In Hollywood, I predicted the Death of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Dick Clark, and Ted Kennedy. I foresaw the Charlie Sheen meltdown, the breakup of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and of course the Lindasy Lohan drama. Plus many more successful predictions.

Lets see how good my clairvoyant powers fare for the 2014 year. Check back regularly as predictions come true or fall short.

Sports Related Predictions:

1) Former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow, a year removed from playing, like the bibles prodigal son, makes his way back home and signs on to an NFL team. FAILED: Sorry Timmy, you are one and done.

2) Peyton Manning and the Denver Bronco's  win the Super Bowl. He is now tied for two Super Bowl wins with his brother Eli.FAILED: The Seahawks put a whooping on the Bronco's 43-8

3) Florida State wins the final BCS Championship Bowl game. SUCCESS: Florida State barely beat Auburn with a come from behind victory.

4) The Boston Celtics do not win the NBA title. However, the team was scheduled to tank and not win more than 12 games. In fact, Celtic pride will double that total, ending with 25 wins. SUCCESS: Celtics are 25-55 with two games left. 

5) In this years NFL draft, the Minnesota Vikings, after finally realizing that Christian Ponder is not the answer at quarterback, selects quarterback Johnny "Football" Manziel from Texas A and M. Failed: Johnny was there for the taking but the Vikes passed.

6) After wallowing in the mire for the past several seasons, the Cincinnati Reds big red machine comes alive and wins the World Series. FAILED: The big red machine needs more oil.

7) The Oklahoma City Thunder led by Kevin Durant wins the NBA Championship. Failed: Durant couldn't take the heat.

Dearly Departed:

8) Pope Benedict XVI passes due to a mysterious illness that forced him to step down from the head of the Catholic church. FAILED: We still have two popes.

9) Zsa Zsa Gabor's reign as the Queen of outer space has finally ended as she quietly passes. Goodbye Dahlink.... 

10) Billy Graham meets his maker face to face. I would love to listen to that conversation.

11) Fidel Castro won't be yelling "Die infidels" anymore.

12) Casey Kasem, famous radio personality known for his Top 40 countdown around the globe, signs off for the last time. CORRECT: Casey passed away several days ago. Keep reaching for the stars Casey. 

Love And Marriage - And Divorce:

13) Bruce and Kris Jenner finally call it quits. Bruce gets to keep his adams apple in the settlement. The ratings should be huge for that episode. Success: Bruce has moved out and is separated from his wife.

14) John Travolta and Kelly Preston call it quits. Thomas Dolby points to the breakup: SCIENCE!

15) Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis tie the knot. Jackie finally does it with Kelso. SUCCESS: Kunis has a child and a wedding ring.

16) Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt agree its time to get married after 11 children. Success: The knot is tied. Check the link Here

Hollyweird:

17) Freshly turned 18 year old Kendall Jenner makes a splash in 2014. Nude photo's suddenly appear on the Internet of the budding runway model. 02/13/14 - SUCCESS: Kendall Jenner wears a shocking outfit while walking the runway at the Marc Jacobs fashion show held during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014 on Thursday (February 13) at the NY State Armory in New York City.

18) Justin Beiber gets his ass kicked by a group of people on the street who Beibs dissed. His bodyguards are not quick enough to save him this time. (Maybe he should have retired)

19) Miley Cyrus does more than twerking in a revealing video taken unawares. This explains Miley calling off her wedding engagement. SUCCESS: Miley has gone wild, free the nipple, twerking, and cannabis bandwagon.

20) Jennifer Lawrence gets cozy with yet another man named Oscar. Failed: She goes home empty handed.

21) Amanda Bynes returns to Hollywood accepting a bit part but it is a start. Good luck Amanda in 2014. FAILED: Sadly, Amanda has regressed.

22) Lindsey Lohan becomes a Paris Hilton wannabe and starts taking gigs as a DJ. Lindsay's DJ name should be Phoenix Firecrotch. 

23) Britney Spears new Las Vegas show Piece Of Me will not be the gigantic hit it is portrayed to be. In fact, Britney will be run out of town by years end. FAILED: Spears re-ups her contract.

24) Justin Timberlake is about to become a daddy. His wife Jessica Beils announces she is with child. SUCCESS: bring it on in to Daddyville.

Natural Disasters:

25) A plague of tornadoes will touchdown up North in the United States. Unprepared cities and towns not usually accustomed to tornadoes will sustain heavy damage.

26) The Japan Fukushima nuclear plant will have an incident as the Japanese government is using untrained laborers to work in the fallout area clearing away debris and moving soil. 

27) A major U.S. volcanic eruption will occur. It will erupt with almost no warning time. Everything in its eruption path will be incinerated.

Television And Movies:

28) The Walking Dead Governor is not dead. He will return during season five. 

29) Soap Opera Days Of Our Lives character Nick Fallon supposedly murdered by Gabby Hernandez in a struggle at the top of the cliff clearing, is not dead, he is very much alive. Success: 01/24/14, Nick Fallon walked into the church right before the Baby baptism.

30) Ziva David, former NCIS agent resurfaces and contacts her former team and asks for assistance.

31) The Big Bang Theory characters Sheldon and Amy finally get to do "It!"

32) Game Of Thrones becomes HBO's highest rated cable series ever. The Queen would be so proud of her inbred son. Success: GOT is HBO's biggest hit.

World News:

33) Princess Kate produced an heir, and now announces a spare. Success: Today, September 8th, 2014, The royal couple announced Kate was expecting.

34) Edward Snowden, former NSA contractor mysteriously vanishes. 

35) A passenger jet will go missing after it takes off with a full crew and passengers. There will be no hint of foul play. It will be a long time before any clues surface as to the whereabouts. Correct: Malasyian flight MH370 went off radar March 8th without any warning, and no distress calls or any signs of foul play. 

36) Contrary to popular belief of the millions of people that have already begun years ago preparing, there will be no Zombie Apocalypse.... This year. SUCCESS: We have survived one more year.

37) Caroline Kennedy, daughter of former president John Kennedy, begins to flex her political muscles pointing her way toward the big chair.

38) Two hundred year old blueprints of several pyramids in Egypt will reveal secret underground passages that connect many of the structures including the Sphinx. The blueprints are in the possession of former curator of ancient Egypt antiquities Zahi Hawass.

39) North Korea will launch an unscheduled missiles. It will fly over China airspace forcing China to react. Success: Just yesterday, April 2nd, news reports that North Korea launched missiles that came close to the South Korean border. China does react.

Technology:

40) Netflix, the Internet movie streaming giant, cuts deals with cable operators and has their service offered as an option to customers channel line ups. Success: Beginning abroad, cable operators now have Netflix as an option.

41) Sprint Mobile and T-Mobile cut a deal to merge to become the third largest cell phone network but is blocked by the FCC. SUCCESS: The merger is shot down by the FCC

42)  In a brazen move, Microsoft offers their new phones and tablets at almost zero cost to increase their visibility in the cell and tablet world.

43) Apple finally decides to compete with Samsung and debuts a powerful 5 inch screen IPhone. Millions upon millions will be sold. SUCCESS: Apple announces a 5.5 inch screen. 

Science And Medicine:

44) A new dangerous strain of flu is detected and mutates to a very harsh strain that is very hard to contain.

45) A patient in a coma for months awakens and reveals a story of life after death experienced while in a comatose state.

46) An asteroid will strike the planet Mars with planet killing force giving humanity a wake up call as to how fragile we really are. 

47) Staying with Mars, the rovers now on the planet will detect actual alien life. 

48) A signal originating from outside our galaxy will be detected  lending irrefutable proof that we are not alone in this universe. 

Economy:

49) Obama health Care fails. As thousands attempt to submit claims to pharmacies, hospitals, and doctor offices, the claims will begin to get caught up in the proverbial red tape of all things Federal government that will reach a boiling point and citizen revolt. 

50) Can the DOW say 1700? Yes it can. The economy will swing a little more North this year raising the stock exchange to new heights. SUCCESS: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/markets/2014/07/03/stocks-thursday/12131363/

Bonus Precictions:

51) The body of former Teamsters Union leader Jimmy Hoffa will finally be found after numerous false reports in previous years. 

52) Internet streaming service HULU gets sold.

53) After abysmal officiating in the 2013 NFL season, the referee's will now become "Full Time" employee's of the league. They will go through even more extensive training to avoid errant calls that changed the destiny of several teams.  

There you have it my dear readers. Fifty bold predictions for the future. Check back daily to see how the predictions unfold. Don't be afraid to comment, we love to hear your opnions. 

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50 Psychic Predictions For 2013

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come spouting predictions, to last all year.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. And year 2013.

Last year, 2012, I predicted accurately the passing of Joe Paterno, Dick Clark, Jonathan Frid. Also predicted Princess Kate being pregnant, finding the God Particle, the new Iphone specs, a magnitude of 7.0 earthquake in Japan, the Crimson Tide winning the BCS, Randy Moss returning to football, the Buckeyes going undefeated, gasoline prices dipping under three dollars, and many more shocking predictions. Below are my 2013 psychic predictions. Enjoy.

1) Miley Cyrus gets married. No more speculation that her engagement was a publicity stunt. Now about her haircut....

2) Lindsay Lohan declares bankruptcy. She hit rock bottom not only in life, but also at the bank.

3) Charlie Sheen goes to jail. Winning!

4) After a long run, Ghost Hunters gets canceled. Main problem, no hard photographic evidence after 10 years.

5) Tom Cruise gets outed on the Ellen show by accident.

6) President Jimmy Carter passes.

7) Denver Broncos win Superbowl. Just wait what Pappa John's Pizza does next. Failed: Manning and the Bronco's get ousted in the divisional playoffs. Side Note: Tim Tebow has won more playoff games in Denver than Manning.

8) The Boston Celtics win the NBA championship after running into a rough patch most of the season. Failed: The Celtics ran out of steam and were eliminated.

9) The Cincinnati Reds return to glory and wins The World Series.

10) The NHL cancels this season. Close to desertification. FAILED: The NHL has settled and are playing a shortened season.

11) Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson break up for good. (See prediction #12 for reason) Success: They are now toast.

12) A Kristen Stewart sex tape surfaces. And it is not with Robert Pattinson.

13) Microsoft corporation flexes its muscles and doubles its market share in the phone and tablet sector. Success: At the end of 2012, Microsoft only had 1.9% share and as of June 1st 2013, has nearly 5% of the market.

14) Courtney Stoddard is pregnant. Does anyone care anymore?

15) Rihanna gets beat up again. Welcome to relationships are us.

16) Former NFL wide receiver Terrell Owens, 40 years old, gets signed by an NFL team.

17) A rogue comet will pass so close to Earth it will appear larger than our own moon. Yes, it is planet killer size. Success: Asteroid 2012 DA14, the size of a city block travelling at over 28000 miles per hour  passed in-between Earth and and the moon.

18) Retailer K-Mart files for bankruptcy.

19) The Alabama Crimson tide keeps rolling and beats Notre Dame to capture the BCS championship. SUCCESS: The Crimson Tide dominated the Irish winning 42-14

20) Adrian Peterson wins NFL MVP of the year award. SUCCESS: Peterson did win MVP for the year. 

21) The popular streaming service Netflix will be bought and absorbed into a larger company.

22) A breakthrough in solar power doubles the electricity output of each cell. Success: Check the link. New patent extends solar power

23) Scientists discover the first "Earth twin" planet in a star system less than 20 light years from our planet.

24) Humankind will no longer be alone in the universe. Startling evidence that an alien race was once here and is coming back.

(For some odd reason, one of my past years predictions migrated to the 2013 year page. This was not predicted for 2013. 24) Jimmy Hoffa, famed union leader remains will be found.

25) American Idol has jumped the shark and will be canceled after this 2013 season.

26) Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis become very cozy. SUCCESS: Both are seen constantly together and in intimate scenarios.

27) Reality TV finally wises up and cancels Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

28) Megan Fox gets divorced. Apparently fatherhood cramps hubbys style.

29) Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest get engaged.

30) Brett Favre Makes a comeback as the Cleveland Browns roll the dice on the aged veteran gunslinger. (Just kidding Browns fans)

31) Arnold Schwarzenegger announces a new Terminator movie, Terminator Retribution.

32) To keep pace, Sylvester Stallone announces Rocky 7 and Rambo 5 and Stop Or My Mother Will Shoot 2.

33) Selena Gomez topless pictures get leaked.

34) Milla Jovovich announces yet another Resident Evil movie. It will make millions like the others before it. Success: Resident Evil Six is slated yo open in early 2014. And yes, it will make millions like all the previous movies.

35) Tom Brady hangs up the cleats and retires after his playoff run. Giselle is ecstatic.

36) Kelly Preston files for divorce from John Travolta.

37) David Letterman retires. Perhaps Jimmy Kimmel was kicking his ass.

38) Britney Spears looses it again and goes on another bender.

39) Christina Aguilera loses a ton of weight. Debuts a new album, titled Genie In A Bottle Two. Success: Part one at least, she has lost a ton of weight. Waiting on part two.

40) Yellowstone National Park has a major seismic event.

41) An F-5 Tornado touches down in the heartlands. Success: Sadly, the tornadoes that touched down in Oklahoma City was ranked an F-5 and ravaged the area.

42) The next generation Stealth Bomber makes its debut. Of course it will be during a military excursion.

43) Kathy Griffin and Anderson Coopers New Years Eve 2013 program will be the highest watched New Years Eve program. Where have you gone Dick Clark.

44) Kate Upton's star status begins to fade as competition pushes her aside.

45) Basketballer Kris Humphries throws a wrench in the Kanye Kim K baby nuptials. He lays claim under California law that since he is still technically married to Kim, the baby is his. Success: Kumphries did make it very difficult for the Kardashian clan. 

46) Jennifer Aniston finally, finally, gets married.

47) Taylor Swift scandal. Taylor lets it slip. Nippy.

48) NBC's Matt Lauer gets fired.

49) The Star Trek franchise has another hit as Into The Darkness is a major motion picture hit breaking all Star Trek box office records. Success: Into the Darkness is a top box office success.

50) Fifty Years of conspiracy frenzy concerning president Kennedy and the grassy knoll, and finally, hard evidence is revealed that a second shooter was involved as a recently passed secret service agents family member discovers a strong box in the attic with revealing information.

There you have it readers. 50 bold predictions for the new year.
Lets see how good my clairvoyant powers fare for the 2013 year. Check back weekly as each prediction comes into play.

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Nostradamus And Osama Bin Laden

Nostradamus And His Osama Bin Laden Prophecy

Century IX, Quatrain 62

The king will want to enter the new city,
they will come to subdue it through it's enemies.
A captive, falsely faced to speak and act.
The king to be outside he will stay far from the enemy.

The new city is the key to this quatrain. Nostradamus often mentions the new city and it is always in the context of the new world in the future.

In the first line, it says the king will enter the new city to subdue his enemies. Bin Laden sent his operatives to New York City.

The second line explains the ruse of Bin Ladens men operating covertly or falsely faced to speak. These men led normal lives until that fateful day of September 11th.

The last line describes Bin Laden outside of the law, out of the United States reach. Bin laden will stay in hiding keeping far away from his enemy. But, Nostradamus may mean that Bin Laden is dead, having died in the United States air assault raids against Bin Laden. He may be lying beneath rumble and stone never to be found.

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Nostradamus And 9-11

With the attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and the failed attempt on the White House, The President, George W. Bush has declared war on the Terrorists responsible for these brutal acts.

To all our brave military service men and women who have and are pledging their lives to keep America free of Tyranny, Oppression, Terrorism, and to keep our rights that have been fought for throughout our history of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. We salute you. God Bless You, and all of America.

With all that is happening in today's world culminating with the United States declaring war on Terrorism, the prophet known as Nostradamus and his futuristic Quatrains is resurfacing.

Nostradamus was a 16th century prophet and astrologer who supposedly foresaw the future of the world. His technique used was a form of meditation where at night, he would sit alone peering into his brass tripod that was centered with a flame.

From there, he would look into the future. He wrote his quatrains of the centuries but realizing what powerful knowledge these quatrains were, he mixed the centuries and quatrains up with only him knowing what was to become. He had hoped that man and woman would take heed and heart of the quatrains and change the world for the better.

A so called Nostradamus quatrain is circulating throughout the Internet like wildfire. It looks and feels like a real quatrain, but in fact it is fake. This prediction has lines from actual quatrains that make it believable. The fake quatrain is as follows.......

In the year of the new century and nine months,
From the sky will come a great king of terror.
The sky will burn at forty-five degrees.
Fire approaches the great new city.
In the city of york there will be a great collapse,
Two twin brothers torn apart by chaos.
While the fortress falls the greatest leader will succumb,
The third big was will begin when the big city is burning.
NOSTRADAMUS 1654

To begin with, Nostradamus died in the year 1566, not in 1654 as was signed at the end of this quatrain.

Second, Nostradamus always recorded what century and what number quatrain he was writing. This fake one does not have that.

Third, Nostradamus has never referred to New York as (york) but as the new city.

Fourth, Nostradamus in such a quatrain as important and powerful as this one, would not have said "in the year of the new century or specify nine months". Instead, he would have begun referring to the third millennium and either the harvest moon which happens in the fall, or the alignment of the planets.

Fifth, the last line is by far bogus. Nostradamus knew that New York City, or the new city was big and wondrous. He also knew that the world wars were big. He would take it for granted and leave the word BIG out of his quatrains.

And last, Nostradamus' quatrains had a semblance of poetry and connection. All the lines were linked to one another and fed off of each other. Change one word or line, or omit or rearrange the lines and they would no longer have meaning. You can see that these lines were inserted to serve a purpose and falsify a prediction.

Below are actual Nostradamus Quatrains that may or may not pertain to the recent attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Nostradamus wrote the quatrains as more of a warning to us and with the hope we could and would change the outcome of his quatrains.

CENTURY 1....QUATRAIN 87

Earthshaking fire from the center of the earth
will cause tremors around the New City.
Two great immovable powers will war for a long time,
Then Arethusa will redden a new river.

Although the New City is mentioned here, I do not feel it is about the World Trade Center. The fire came from the sky, two jets hitting the towers. Nostradamus has the fire coming from the center of the earth. A volcano perhaps. It would explain the new river of red. The lava flow burning a new groove into the land would look like a river of red. This may be a political race, (two powers) at war. A shift in power from Republican to Democrat in the state of New York. Or perhaps, even the NYSE and the NASDAQ looking for control.

CENTURY 5....QUATRAIN 65

Suddenly appeared, the terror will be great,
Hidden by the ringleaders of the situation.
The women on the charcoal will no longer be seen.
Thus, little by little,
The great ones will be angered.

Yes, the attacks were great and by surprise. Absolutely no warning. Even after the first plane crashed into the towers, no one expected a second one to do the same let alone a third hit the Pentagon and a fourth crashing before hitting Washington.

The ringleaders, or terrorists, are hidden or unknown. We are hunting and collecting information on the terorists who are still hidden.

The second line, the charcoal women, could be the women that perished in the attacks and will never be found, or found alive. Charcoal meaning burned from the blast.

The last two lines are happening now. The great ones, (The US GOVT.) are very angered. President Bush is not holding back any words. Either you are on our side or you are not. He will hunt down those responsible and justice will be served.
Yes, this could be about today.

CENTURY 8....QUATRAIN 17

Those at ease will suddenly be cast down.
The world put into trouble by three brothers.
Their enemies will seize the marine city.
Hunger, fire, blood, plague, all evils doubled.

Those living and working in the World Trade Center and Pentagon were at ease and then suddenly cast down, brutally murdered by terrorists.

The second line has been linked to the three Kennedy brothers, but maybe, it means former President George Bush, The current President George W. Bush, and his brother, Governor Jeb Bush. Perhaps Nostradamus took for granted that one was a father, and not a brother. Former president Bush attacked Iraq in Desert Storm and stirred up tensions in the middle East. Was this the start of what is happening today?

The third line, seize the marine city is interesting. Manhattan is an island. A marine city. The terrorists seized the city with it's bombs closing the cities bridges and tunnels permitting no one to enter or leave.

Of course, the fourth line of hunger fire and blood is explained as the great death that occurred. All evils doubled. two attacks on the twin towers. Two attacks on Washington. All evils doubled.

CENTURY 8....QUATRAIN 59

Twice put up and twice cast down,
The East will also weaken the West.
It's adversary, after several battles,
Chased by sea will fail at time of need.

Twice is the key in the first line. Two attacks on the towers, two on Washington.

The East, or middle east, surely weakened the West, United States.

The third line suggests several battles will occur and as the last line describes, the East will be defeated by a sea battle with no relief or aid to come.

President Bush has already said anyone harboring these terrorist criminals will also be considered terrorists and we will not distinguish between them. The terrorists will have no one to hide. Even now, Pakistan is offering assistance in lieu of attacking them. They will fail in their time of need.

CENTURY 10....QUATRAIN 49

The garden of the world near the New City,
In the road of the hollow mountains.
It will be seized and plunged in the tank,
Forced to drink water poisoned with sulphur.

Garden of the world? Maybe, Nostradamus coined the phrase concrete jungle of New York centuries ago. It was very near Central Park, a garden of the world.

The second line, hollow mountains. How else would a man from the 16th century describe the World Trade Center? Huge mountains that are hollow inside where people worked.

The third line speaks of the attack on the towers. The tank I cannot decipher it's meaning. Poisoned water? Maybe it's yet to happen. Or maybe a water tower has somehow become tainted with the fall out of the World Trade Center.

CENTURY 10....QUATRAIN 72

In the year 1999, and seven months from the sky,
Will come the great king of terror.
He will bring to life the great king of the Mongols.
Before and after war reigns happily.

1999 has come and gone. Millennium madness is all but over. Several lines of this quatrain were used to create the fake one on the Internet right now.

Still, 1998, terrorism ran unchecked. The Lockerbie aircrash killing hundreds is linked to Terrorists in the Middle East. The same one's as of September 11th, 2001.

That could have been the start of his reign of terror to end well into the third Millennium.

CENTURY 10....QUATRAIN 82

With the knives will come cries, tears and weeping
Seeming to flee, they will make a final assault around the parks.
They will set up high platforms,
The living pushed back and murdered instantly.

Again, high speculation, but the terrorists used knives to hi-jack the planes to start their reign of terror. Many people lost family members and will grieve for many years. Instead of the hi-jackers taking the planes and fleeing the country, they turned and attacked New York and Washington. Could the parks be Battery Park which was created from the excavation of the site preparing to erect the Twin Towers. Maybe Central Park!

High platforms. They are 110 stories tall and many people were killed instantly when the planes collided with the buildings. To Nostradamus, the Twin Towers could be described as high platforms, or hollow mountains.

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