Catholic grade school, second period, religion class, 1967
I was seated third row, front seat, the most dreaded seat in the class. It was situated right in front of the nuns desk. Whoever sat there had zero wiggle room for any type of shenanigans.
There I was, starring down the nun teaching the class about the Holy Trinity. Catholic faith believes that God is three people, yet only one. There is God the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost. (Holy Ghost got upgraded to Holy Spirit late in the 60's) The Father sent his Son, Jesus, to earth so he could die for our sins and save the people. The Holy Ghost went along for the ride to give Jesus guidance and advice. Thus, the mystery of the Holy Trinity.
Then something struck me as odd. I had a question but pretty much knew that the nuns would acknowledge my hand in the air knowing that my questions were never easy ones. Yet I had to try. Up went my hand even before the nun asked if there were any questions signaling the end of the lesson. I guess it took the nun off guard and immediately whirled around, saw my hand raised, and said, "Yes Patrick, do you have a question?"
I was shocked myself but the opening was there. Feeling saucy I went for the jugular straight away. I asked before God sent his Son Jesus to earth, was God only two people. Just God the Father and the Holy Ghost. And only became three people after Mary, the holy Mother gave birth to Jesus. There, that'll oughta hold the nun for awhile.
Well, I wouldn't be sitting in row three, first chair anymore that day. The nun immediately moved towards me, making a beeline straight at me. Yes, another visit to the principles office. She grabbed me by the back of my shirt and hoisted me right out of the chair. As if by magic in mere seconds, I was in the office.
Several minutes passed as the nuns looked on seeing if I would crack. Hell, they held onto their faith, but I would not crack. The principle yelled, (Yes, actually yelled) for me to step in her office. Same routine here, I was to explain why I was there. I told her the story, and the sister looked on with a puzzled face. Then she spoke in a monotone voice saying that God was always three people and only chose to send his Son, who was already a part of the Holy Trinity. I then asked if Jesus was already a part of the Trinity, then how was he born to the virgin Mother Mary?
Yes guessed it. I won a call home to my parents.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
You cannot hide from me. I remember Catholic nuns, but not in the 60's, And not that mean. I wondered the same thing, the Holy Trinity, how they could be three but all different as well. I guess thats why they call it a mystery.
ReplyDeleteI think the Trinity idea was originated in the 17th Century. It is fairly new doctrine.
ReplyDeleteI think that was in the Nicene creed conference, wasn't it? That's what the conference was about.
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ReplyDeleteD-Advocate said
October
14, 2007 at 11:05 pm
You cannot hide from me. I remember Catholic nuns, but not in the 60′s, And
not that mean. I wondered the same thing, the Holy Trinity, how they could be
three but all different as well. I guess thats why they call it a mystery.
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darvish
said
October
15, 2007 at 8:08 pm
I think the Trinity idea was originated in the 17th Century. It is fairly new
doctrine.
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Trinity saidNovember
30, 2007 at 2:59 am
I think that was in the Nicene creed conference, wasn’t it? That’s what the
conference was about.