It is a well established fact that aliens from another galaxy have been visiting Earth for over two millennium  now. However, this is the...

Attention Citizens Of Earth. Cause: Removing your tin foil thought screen helmet before the presidential election.  Effect: Donald T...

I Know What You are Thinking A Thought Screen Helmet Haiku by the Grassy Knoll Institute: What am I thinking, Time to don thought sc...

Sole Survivor Wearing His Thought Screen Helmet An important announcement from the Grassy Knoll Institute to all those afflicted with M....

NFL Labor Dispute Ego - Or Thought Screen Helmet Grassy Knoll Institute operative declare Thought Screen Helmet aliens have infiltrated ...

Eliminate Those Pesky Alien Anal Probes With A Thought Screen Helmet From the makers of the Thought Screen Helmet suit comes a revolutio...

Take Me To Your Litter A Public Announcement To All Thought Screen Helmet Wearers: Even though you wear your thought screen helmet reli...

Thought Screen Helmet Unknown Abductee Hi, my name is Bobby Smith and I've been an alien abductee in the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ...

Thought Screen Helmet Listening Device In an attempt to collect vital information on the evil race of space aliens controlling a small p...

Pointy Thought Screen Helmet  On the fifth day of Christmas, The Grassy Knoll sent to me, Five Thought Screen Helmets... Meet the F...

Black Friday Thought Screen Helmet Black Friday is a good day for aliens to abduct you. Be prepared! For being a bad man, and not fo...

Protection Against Telepathic Aliens - Not Rulers The Grassy Knoll Institute has long suspected that Catholic nuns were the original ta...

Thought Screen Helnet Leaders This exclusive never before seen photograpg of the alleged leaders of the evil race of aliens controllin...

Even Mister Ed Knows An Improperly Constructed Thought Screen Helmet When He Sees One. Of Course! The Grassy Knoll Institute is disappo...

Got...To...Get...Away Star Trek XI made a galactic splash at the movie theaters this summer becoming the most popular Star Trek film in ...

Hello, Yes, Is This Gary Busey Thought Screen Helmet wearers have a new choice to the shut in lives they now lead thanks to the newly de...

I...Can...Help...You This Sunday the  Stop Alien Abductions Foundation  will be airing a 24 hour telethon to highten awareness of the ma...

Don't Get Abducted On St. Patricks Day Notice To All Irish People Being Harassed Or Abducted By Evil Aliens: St. Patrick's D...

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Consequences Of Not Wearing A thought Screen Helmel Just Saying... Don't let this happen to you!!! Make sure your thought screen h...