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8/13/2009

Naked Thought Screen Helmet Leaders

Thought Screen Helnet Leaders
This exclusive never before seen photograpg of the alleged leaders of the evil race of aliens controlling the a vast majority of the Earth's population. The photo was taken in Elkhart, Indiana, just outside the property line of the Winnebago plant that President Obama toured just months ago. It would appear that these evil space aliens have set up a base in an abandoned home in the suburbs.

The aliens skin appears to have a shiny silvery metallic surface. Both are wearing some sort of protective face shield speculated by the Grassy Knoll Institute scientists to perhaps amplify their telepathic energy enabling to better hone in on the local population of abductee's. We can also assume that the weather was a bit nippy that morning.

WARNING!

Keep wearing your velostat thought screen helmets to stop alien abductions.





LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

16 comments:

  1. You should never assume.

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  2. In this case I think I'm pretty safe.

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  3. The alien in the back, with the nips, she looks pissed.

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  4. It would be a little easier if they showed a little cleavage.
    Just saying.

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  5. It's all cleavage. that is their skin. They are naked.
    :D

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  6. Things are looking up. two sexy bitches aliens can suck more than my brains.

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  7. And while they do that they can power a small generator with their solar powered bodies.

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  8. Excellent. I love the drunk robot listening to a love ballad rocking back and forth.
    BTW, I activated the link you supplied.

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  9. My God the alien in the back has nipples hard enough to cut diamonds with. She does look a little pissed though.

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  10. In fact, that is her main function.
    That, and of course, dance topless at the Whiskey A Gogo Tuesdays and Thursdays.

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  11. Sadly, those aren't her nipples....

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  12. Conspiracy Spark8/27/2009 7:51 AM

    Do you know there is a group of people who believe that aliens are abducting people and that the use of the thought screen helmet prevents them. Its on stopalienabductions.com

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  13. I was going to guess the U.S. Senate. :D

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  14. Are you a client of theirs?

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