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12/18/2009

On The Fifth Day Of Christmas

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Pointy Thought Screen Helmet

 On the fifth day of Christmas,
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
Five Thought Screen Helmets...


Meet the Ferris family. Born and raised in Greenwood, Nebraska, the entire family has been repeatedly abducted by evil telepathic aliens during the Christmas holiday for the past 15 years. But not this year.

Thanks to the generous donation of five thought screen helmets from the rocket scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute, the Ferris family will be safe this holy silent night.

Merry Christmas!

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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8 comments:

  1. Gumby12/18/2009 5:43 AM

    Isn't that the blue dot you're supposed to rub for good luck? LOL

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  2. LOTGK12/18/2009 5:57 AM

    It sure looks like it. He should be wearing it over his head. Now you know why they get abducted every Christmas. They don't pay attention.

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  3. Unfinished Rambler12/19/2009 6:47 AM

    You are such a "thought"-ful guy. :)

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  4. Eddy12/21/2009 12:09 PM

    Every abduction begins with "A"

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  5. LOTGK12/21/2009 2:20 PM

    We're trying to help here at the Grassy Knoll Institute. If we can prevent just one alien abduction, then our hard work will be worth it.

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  6. LOTGK12/21/2009 2:49 PM

    LMAO!
    :D

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  7. Max Jackl12/21/2009 5:14 PM

    Is that guy, the 4th one, wearing a thimble on his head. WTF dude! Even without the thought screen helmet funny, WTF is he wearing.

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  8. LOTGK12/22/2009 6:40 PM

    Gives news meaning to the term, pinhead!!!

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