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3/29/2011

Eliminate Alien Anal Probes With A Thought Screen Helmet

Eliminate Those Pesky Alien Anal Probes With A Thought Screen Helmet
From the makers of the Thought Screen Helmet suit comes a revolutionary product designed to eliminate telepathic aliens from conducting anal probes. The Grassy Knoll Institute proudly presents, The Thought Screen Helmet Anal-Eliminator. Once inserted you will feel safe and secure in the knowledge that no aliens will ever probe you again.

The A.E. (Anal-Eliminator) was designed for abductee's on the go. No longer will you have to cower inside your home afraid of alien probes. As with all our products the A.E. is lined with velostat, that magical material that filters out any unwelcome telepathic connection between you and the aliens. The A.E. is encased handsomely in supple leather for your enjoyment and comfort. It will arrive at your door in an unmarked plain brown wrapper to protect your privacy.

Stop Alien Anal Probes Now! Order the A.E. Call 1-800-ANAL PRO. Operators are standing by now. Have your credit card ready.

But wait, if you order in the next 30 minutes you will receive as our gift to you absolutely free, (Just pay separate processing and handling) a Thought Screen Helmet for pets.

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12 comments:

  1. Max Jackl3/29/2011 5:45 AM

    Just how much is that separate processing and handling fee?

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  2. Gumby3/29/2011 8:21 AM

    Don't be such a tight ass with alien abductions. Its good for the economy.

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  3. Valdunagan3/29/2011 12:45 PM

    Paybacks a bitch!

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  4. LOTGK3/30/2011 5:07 PM

    That's where it gets you.

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  5. LOTGK3/30/2011 5:08 PM

    Exactly Gumby. The economy needs all the help it can get. The Grassy Knoll Institute is proud to help.

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  6. LOTGK3/30/2011 5:09 PM

    Hello boys, I'm back!!!

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  7. Anti-christ3/31/2011 6:40 AM

    Stop being a pain in the ass and just take it.

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  8. LOTGK3/31/2011 5:38 PM

    Glad I'm not going to Hell.

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  9. Linda Magana5/25/2011 12:05 PM

    Yeow!

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  10. LOTGK5/27/2011 8:09 PM

    Exactly!

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  11. Anonymous8/10/2013 4:50 PM

    daummm...Is tat your ass?

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  12. LOTGK8/14/2013 4:17 AM

    No tattoos there.

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