Sadly, the Tin Man couldn't take the chance that the Wizard Of Oz wouldn't grant his wish and bestow upon him a beating heart. Instead, Tinny took matters into his own hands and hacked out the heart of his fiance, Anita Heart. When a man's an empty kettle,
He should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had a heart.
It was the beating of his hideous heart. Oh wait, wrong story.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Edgar would mind.
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