Sole Survivor Wearing His Thought Screen Helmet An important announcement from the Grassy Knoll Institute to all those afflicted with M....

Eliminate Those Pesky Alien Anal Probes With A Thought Screen Helmet From the makers of the Thought Screen Helmet suit comes a revolutio...

Results Not Waering Thought Screen Helmet The question of whether aliens exist is a moot point as millions of citizens have well documen...

Take Me To Your Litter A Public Announcement To All Thought Screen Helmet Wearers: Even though you wear your thought screen helmet reli...

Thought Screen Helmet Unknown Abductee Hi, my name is Bobby Smith and I've been an alien abductee in the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ...

Thought Screen Helnet Leaders This exclusive never before seen photograpg of the alleged leaders of the evil race of aliens controllin...

Even Mister Ed Knows An Improperly Constructed Thought Screen Helmet When He Sees One. Of Course! The Grassy Knoll Institute is disappo...

Got...To...Get...Away Star Trek XI made a galactic splash at the movie theaters this summer becoming the most popular Star Trek film in ...

Hello, Yes, Is This Gary Busey Thought Screen Helmet wearers have a new choice to the shut in lives they now lead thanks to the newly de...

I...Can...Help...You This Sunday the  Stop Alien Abductions Foundation  will be airing a 24 hour telethon to highten awareness of the ma...

Consequences Of Not Wearing A thought Screen Helmel Just Saying... Don't let this happen to you!!! Make sure your thought screen h...

Pam Andersons Obama Inaugural Ball Date Thought Screen Helmet Companions. Just in time for president elect Barack Obama's inaugurat...

Inaugural Ball Style As was expected, the Grassy Knoll Institutes scientific studies conclude that alien telepathic activity spikes dur...

Improper Thought Screen  Sadly, Lars didn't quite understand the translated instructions for the construction of his thought screen ...

Designer Thought Screen Helmets In an effort to prevent citizens of Earth constructing faulty thought screen helmets to avoid alien abdu...