Eliminate Those Pesky Alien Anal Probes With A Thought Screen Helmet From the makers of the Thought Screen Helmet suit comes a revolutio...

Results Not Waering Thought Screen Helmet The question of whether aliens exist is a moot point as millions of citizens have well documen...

Thought Screen Helmet Unknown Abductee Hi, my name is Bobby Smith and I've been an alien abductee in the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ...

Pointy Thought Screen Helmet  On the fifth day of Christmas, The Grassy Knoll sent to me, Five Thought Screen Helmets... Meet the F...

Hello, Yes, Is This Gary Busey Thought Screen Helmet wearers have a new choice to the shut in lives they now lead thanks to the newly de...

I...Can...Help...You This Sunday the  Stop Alien Abductions Foundation  will be airing a 24 hour telethon to highten awareness of the ma...

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Inaugural Ball Style As was expected, the Grassy Knoll Institutes scientific studies conclude that alien telepathic activity spikes dur...

Flintstones Great Gazoo Lands A Job No one is immune to the evil race of aliens using telepathy to control the minds of citizens throug...

Even Icabod Is Protected For the upcoming Halloween season, manufacturers at the Thought Screen Helmet factory are offering a special de...

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TSH Hair One of the drawbacks of wearing the stylish thought screen helmet is classic Helmet Hair Syndrome. You see, once you are abduc...

Alien Sexual Relations Oral Is Totally Out Of The Question Dick and Jane have a problem. Both of them have been targeted by an evil...

Rod Stewart Fights Alien Abductions By Wearing Thought Screen Helmet English rocker Rod Stewart is convinced that aliens are contac...