I Know What You are Thinking A Thought Screen Helmet Haiku by the Grassy Knoll Institute: What am I thinking, Time to don thought sc...

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Take Me To Your Litter A Public Announcement To All Thought Screen Helmet Wearers: Even though you wear your thought screen helmet reli...

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