Sole Survivor Wearing His Thought Screen Helmet An important announcement from the Grassy Knoll Institute to all those afflicted with M....

Giant Aliens Holding Human Couple Hostage Case Solved: From the Boardman Police Cold Case files The mysterious disappearance involving ...

Take Me To Your Litter A Public Announcement To All Thought Screen Helmet Wearers: Even though you wear your thought screen helmet reli...

Thought Screen Helmet Listening Device In an attempt to collect vital information on the evil race of space aliens controlling a small p...

Black Friday Thought Screen Helmet Black Friday is a good day for aliens to abduct you. Be prepared! For being a bad man, and not fo...

Protection Against Telepathic Aliens - Not Rulers The Grassy Knoll Institute has long suspected that Catholic nuns were the original ta...

Even Mister Ed Knows An Improperly Constructed Thought Screen Helmet When He Sees One. Of Course! The Grassy Knoll Institute is disappo...

Don't Get Abducted On St. Patricks Day Notice To All Irish People Being Harassed Or Abducted By Evil Aliens: St. Patrick's D...

Pam Andersons Obama Inaugural Ball Date Thought Screen Helmet Companions. Just in time for president elect Barack Obama's inaugurat...

Improper Thought Screen  Sadly, Lars didn't quite understand the translated instructions for the construction of his thought screen ...

Designer Thought Screen Helmets In an effort to prevent citizens of Earth constructing faulty thought screen helmets to avoid alien abdu...

The British Crown has long known about the evil race of aliens attempting to control citizens minds through telepathy. For over 100 yea...

Evidently actor Jack Black is being controlled by an evil race of aliens. Grassy Knoll Institute scientists believe that Mr. Black, e...

Whipped Em Good Photographic evidence that aliens controled humankind in the 1980's. The new wave rock band Devo knew of the thou...

A Small Price To Pay Although this particular model of thought screen helmet has several drawbacks, (The inability to see oncoming tra...

Do Not Remove Your Thought Screen Helmet You should know by now wearing a thought screen helmet lined with velostat prevents an evil a...

Evil Telepathic Aliens Control Your Mind PLEASE STAND BY An important alien transmission from outer space follows. This is a message ...

It has come to the attention of the Grassy Knoll Institute that the race of giant aliens currently roaming the earth planning on world domi...