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11/19/2007

Thought Screen Helmet Test Pattern

Evil Telepathic Aliens Control Your Mind
PLEASE STAND BY
An important alien transmission from outer space follows.This is a message from the outer nebula where the thought screen helmet aliens reside.

We are not the monsters some portray us to be. We do not wish to control and enslave humanity into a life of servitude. We did not leave you a "Cook book," nor do we have an eight foot tall metallic robot that shoots lasers from its visor. We are only concerned with your well being the direction the human race is headed.

We contacted you through the use of the Grassy Knoll Institute web site to inform and educate the population that a small sect of humans are attempting to control the world under the guise of the "Thought Screen Helmet." This sect declares that we, an alien race, are stealing humans thoughts to control the brain and force these people into mindless automatons. That statement cannot be further from the truth.

These so called Helmeteers are slowly gathering followers by brain washing them with the thought screen helmet, the very weapon said to protect them from alien abduction. Once the helmet has been worn for 72 hours and beyond, the wearer loses self control and becomes pliable to the evil helmeteers. At that point, they can manipulate the unsuspecting helmet wearers to do their bidding.

We ask that you embrace us as a loving benevolent race of beings that only want what's good for humanity. We have come in peace. It is up to you, readers of the Grassy Knoll institute, whether we leave in peace.

END TRANSMISSION



LURKING, THINKING CLEARLY, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

7 comments:

  1. Humans have thoughts? That's not what MY alien leaders say!

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  2. An elaborate plan indeed. These thought screen guys are pretty shifty. Who knew that they were the one's behind the abductions and mind control.
    Good to know.

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  3. Do not adjust your tv sets. We control the vertical, the horizontal, and your mind.

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  4. In Canada, they would be called Thought Screen Tooks.

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