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10/08/2007

Put A Helmet On That Soldier

It has come to the attention of the Grassy Knoll Institute that the race of giant aliens currently roaming the earth planning on world domination has another enemy. After analyzing the above picture, scientists at the Institute concluded that the apparatus the alien is wearing on his head is in fact a Thought Screen Helmet.

As we all know by now, the thought screen helmet prevents telepathic communication and control between you and the alien race. The helmet emits a low frequency electromagnetic signal that scrambles the telepathic ability of the aliens thus breaking control of the aliens. It would appear that two separate races of aliens are warring against each other and the earth is the battlefield.

Speculation has it that perhaps we should forge an alliance with one of the alien races. An enemy of my enemy, is my enemy, or friend, or their enemy, or our friend and enemy. I don't know how that goes, but it sounds like a prudent idea.

Put a helmet on that soldier! It's going into battle. It's going to see some action dammit...!


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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4 comments:

  1. LOTGK10/08/2007 7:52 PM

    Previous comments...

    Valdunagan - Posted 10/1/2007
    Poor Sam Kinison. He was a great comedian.


    Gumby - Posted 10/1/2007
    Just what in God's holy name is that giant alien holding?

    Anti-christ - Posted 10/2/2007
    That would be the holy bomb which is the means to humanities destruction. It is to late to repent.

    Merv - Posted 10/2/2007
    Looks more like an anal probe. This is frightning indeed.

    LOTGK - Posted 10/2/2007
    More like an album cover.

    Evil-Lep - Posted 10/2/2007
    A leather glove!!!

    LOTGK - Posted 10/2/2007
    It's a freakin hammer!!!!

    Gumby - Posted 10/2/2007
    Does it rhyme with urple?

    Curator - Posted 10/2/2007
    I know kung fu. For the last time, no, you do not!!

    Evil-Lep - Posted 10/2/2007
    I got to ask merv, do you have any first hand knowledge that it is an anal probe.

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  2. J11/10/2007 5:46 PM

    Don't mock the thought screen helmet, one day you will be thankful for it saving you from being taken by aliens.

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  3. Max Jackl11/11/2007 5:40 AM

    It's a different type of alien the grassy knoll is battling. The giant alien variety, not your standard type thought control aliens.
    lol

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  4. LOTGK11/11/2007 7:48 AM

    Good call J. But those cheap Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

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