Merry Christmas From The Grassy Knoll I guess we finally know why Santa is so jolly and only works one night a year. Ho Ho Ho and Merry ...

A young man named John received a parrot as a Christmas gift. However the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every wor...

It's astounding, Time is fleeting, Madness takes its toll. But listen closely... Not for very much longer. I've got to keep contr...

A Perfect Christmas Tree And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, Keeping watch over their flock by night. A...

All He Could Muster Was Not A Finga The only recourse the old man could do after the neighbors dogs burst in the left open kitchen door ...

Happy New Year From Thunder Cat Newman From everyone here at the  Grassy Knoll Institute, including our very own Thunder Cat Newman: Me...

On Christmas morning, a policeman on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The policem...

Thunder Cat Newman Trimming The Tree On the tenth day of Christmas, The Grassy Knoll sent to me, Thunder tangled in trimmings. ...

I Present The Leg Lamp - A Major Award To kick off the Christmas Holiday season, I thought I would sing the Twelve Days Of Christma...

Lost Update – Prelude To Season Six – 12/25/2009 It’s Christmas day and instead of dreaming of sugar plums dancing in my head, I’m...