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| Tiger Woods Mistress #16 |
.Mistress #16 on the Tiger Woods hit list surfaced last evening in Boca Raton, Florida. Paparazzi sources claim the woman to be at least 50 feet tall.
Grassy Knoll Institute alien investigators
(No, we aren't aliens, we just investigate them, and only the ones not of this Earth) were called to the scene and quickly confirmed that this woman, judging by the size of her discarded bra hanging from the side of the building, does indeed belong to the race of giant aliens attempting to take over the world and enslave humanity.
Tiger has a lot of explaining to do.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Wasn't expecting a giant alien in a Tiger Woods update. But hell, he's slept with all the women on this planet, he' branching out.
ReplyDeleteForgot to ask. Did you find any 2X4's in the room?
ReplyDeleteAnna Nicole Smith is back from the dead.
ReplyDeleteI told you.
I wonder if Elin and her identical twin sister ever switched for a time or two.
ReplyDeleteSo thats where I left my Victoria Secrets bra.
ReplyDeleteNot only that, but he's sleeping with the enemy.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, he didn't fall in.
A zombie Anna. How could you tell the difference?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Tiger ever lobbied for it?
ReplyDeleteProve it Opti-Gal?
ReplyDeleteThank god Brittany Murphy wasn't one of his hoes.
ReplyDeleteHe's toast. He really is. Look for a suicide watch on his ass.
ReplyDeleteMaybe not suicide, but its a good thing he plays golf really well because his endorsements are drying up quickly.
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