Nuns With Guns Some loyal readers have emailed me asking if the Grassy Knoll Institute had any pictures of the nuns from my grade schoo...

In our last episode, the Pastor had made a courtesy call home to my parents to give them an updated progress report on my day's behavio...

A Grassy Knoll Institute Holiday Shopping Tip Thanksgiving is no longer a holiday to remember the Pilgrims sitting down with the India...

Popeyes Fried Chicken Stopping on a whim at Popeye's Chicken, the money behind the Grassy Knoll Institute AKA my loving wife Patty,...

If I had a rocket luancher, If I had a rocket launcher, Some son-of-a-bitch would die. Its time to lock and load. Deck the halls and ho ho...

There's a little old church in the small town of Summitville, Ohio that every October hold a fund raising turkey dinner. The Grassy Kno...

Cheeseburger And Fries In Paradise. One of my favorite summer time relaxation spots is Geneva On The Lake, Ohio. Geneva is a little town ...