Catholic Nun Vigilantes Ever wonder what Catholic Nuns look like outside the church walls? Wonder no more, the Grassy Knoll Instit...

Every evening old Paddy Flaherty came home drunk and the missus was not to happy it either. She decides to shock Paddy sober. So the next ev...

Pat and Mike were doing some street repairs in front of a well known house of ill repute in Boston when along came a Jewish Rabbi walking do...

I have been asked by many non-Catholics just what goes on during a Sunday mass. Being a former Altar Boy, I think I can amply field this que...

I had just endured and survived my first holy Confession on Saturday: (Walk in single line into church on Saturday, sit in pews, wait for re...

The Irish speak English. Not the kings English, not the American English, but a dialect all their own. Sometimes you must pay close attentio...

Hal Roach, Ireland's finest comedian, spins some yarns about the people of Ireland and how we walk and talk and conduct business. enjoy....

Ireland has free health care to all it's citizens. And by reading some of these hospital charts, I can see why. She has no rigors or s...

Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he...

Making Poteen (Moonshine) is a sin in Ireland. This fella goes to confession and gets the newly appointed priest. The fella begins, bless ...

Shannon O'Malley wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Shannon sits weeping in the garden, her fairy ...

As by now you more than likely guessed that I am Irish. If you haven't, then you must be English.... Anyway, the following is my Irish ...

To kick off the St. Patrick's Day weekend holiday, I offer an old family joke told over and over this time around St. Patrick's day....

His Permanent Record Is Almost Full Catholic nuns smirking and gloating over my permanent record. Damn bitches were plotting my demise...

The Setting: A typical Catholic grade school spelling bee tournament. 40 Children lined up against the lockers shoulder to shoulder in fir...

In our last episode, the Pastor had made a courtesy call home to my parents to give them an updated progress report on my day's behavio...

Bullseye For my entire 8 years of Catholic grade school I was hounded by Catholic nuns. When I came across this photo, I so wanted to do...

Pre-Cana Marriage Preparation Conference The Pre-Cana Marriage Preparation Conference is for engaged couples planning to be married in the ...

Grassy Knoll Institute delves into the Quatrains of Nostradamus. This time, we look at religious connections with a recent pope. Pope Jo...

In the Grassy Knoll Institutes ongoing battle against Catholic nuns of the 1960’s, I came up with yet another ingenious plan to drive the ...