Happy New Year my friends, family, and surfers. Yes, I know it is Thursday the 2nd of the new year 2025, but hey, who really cares?  Anywa...

  Welcome back my friends,... And enemies.  Christmas is directly right around the corner. Less than one day away.  Anyway, this is me at Kr...

Thunder Cat Newman Trimming The Tree We have two cats. One of them is named Storm. He is a big 27 pound, yes I said 27 pound cat. Storm ...

Christmas Tree Farm Today is the 5th anniversary of the passing of my Father. I am looking over at the fireplace with our Christmas stoc...

Santa Is In For A Big Surprise As the Christmas holiday quickly approaches, a classic story comes to mind. Twas the night before Christ...

No No You Dummies - I Said The "Schmidt" House! The Schmidt House The grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a Merry Christma...

More Than A Whiff Of  Ozone Finally, a gift Ralphie boys old man could appreciate and use year round. It’s a new and improved  (And ana...

Merry Christmas From The Grassy Knoll I guess we finally know why Santa is so jolly and only works one night a year. Ho Ho Ho and Merry ...

Merry Christmas From The Bad Guy All I have in this world are my balls and this snowman. And I don’t break them for no one. Merry Chr...

Every Christmas our family gets together for the holiday and after dinner old family stories are retold again and again. Most of the family ...

On the anniversary of my Father’s passing,  (Three years ago today) I found myself thinking about the movie Patton. For those who have not ...

A young man named John received a parrot as a Christmas gift. However the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every wor...