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Zom "B" Gone Cleaner

During the Zombie Apocalypse spills and stains (Especially blood and guts) are going to occur. 
You now have a defense the next time zombies break down your door and leave a trail of entrails all over your newly vacuumed living room carpet. 

Step One: Kill the zombie(s) inside your house. 
Step two: Remove said zombie(s) from your house keeping care not to allow more zombies to enter. 
Step three: Spray a generous amount of Zom B Gone on the stain(s) on the carpet and allow the cleansing enzymes to activate.
Step Four: While waiting for the enzymes to activate, reload your gun(s) or sharpen your blade(s) in anticipation of the next zombie attack. 
Step Five: Vacuum affected (Infected) area. Let dry before you walk on the carpet.
Step Six: Repeat Steps one through five. 

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