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5/29/2012

San Francisco Chinese Pizza

Chinese Pizza In San Francisco
Walking the streets of San Francisco, I happened upon this pizza shop in an out-of-the-way corner. I was hungry and decided to enter. It did not have the appearance of a standard pizza shop, but hey, there was a picture of a slice of pizza on the sign outside so it had to be good, right! I ordered a slice of cheese pizza with sausage and pepperoni.


This is what I got. I will say, it mostly resembled a slice of pizza, it certainly was triangular, and flat. But I was looking for taste. And,... well,... it wasn't awful. It was warm, which was a plus, the crust wasn't stale, the sauce from a jar, the cheese from a bag, but all in all, it wasn't awful. The price, $3 dollars, which, in San Francisco and being hungry, wasn't awful.

To sum up. It wasn't awful.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 2 out of 5 shots and does not recommend Shawerma Chinese Pizza for dinner.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

8 comments:

  1. I don't get it. Where do you get the Chinese pizza from?

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  2. That is one ugly looking Motherfucker piece of pizza. Did someone hit it with a sledgehammer before it was served.

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  3. perhaps it was pounded ala a tenderizer for steaks. It wasn't terrible, it just wasn't great, and for a hole in the wall joint on a side street in San Francisco in the evening, I didn't expect much.

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  4. From Hunan. :D

    Waiting all week to say that. :D

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  5. Thank you. I was waiting for the right moment. :D

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  6. It's a delicacy here in Hell.

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