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5/03/2011

WikiLeaks Hacked By Giant Aliens

Wiki Leaks Snowden
Wiki Leaks Snowden
In a reversal of roles, Wiki-Leaks, the nefarious non-profit website publisher of classified media from governments around the world, has been hacked. An elite team of giant aliens infiltrated Wiki-Leaks files during a routine server reboot. Terabytes of valuable information was downloaded concerning strategy and assessment of the enemy which will certainly damage the war effort against the giant aliens poised to take over the world.

One data disk was left behind by the aliens with an encrypted file

After decoding the file, it merely read....

Processing... processing... processing... and a single link was present named Fresh Hell.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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6 comments:

  1. Gumby5/03/2011 1:10 PM

    I knew Spiner was working with the aliens. You can't trust Androids. Just look at his brother Lor.

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  2. Rico Swaff5/03/2011 1:20 PM

    That thing is almost big enough to be a Halloween costume. In fact, it is much bigger than some of the costumes these ladies are wearing.

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  3. LOTGK5/05/2011 4:21 AM

    I should have known Spiner would cooperate with the giant aliens just like his brother Lor did with the Crystalline Entity.

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  4. LOTGK5/05/2011 4:22 AM

    Thank goodness for that. And yes, it would and is a great Halloween costume.

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  5. Valdunagan5/09/2011 9:38 AM

    Is that one of your operatives holding the evidence?

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  6. LOTGK5/11/2011 4:31 AM

    I cannot either confirm or deny that.

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