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4/07/2011

Oldest Milky Way Candy Bar Discovered

Every now and again I get that "Chocolate" urge and venture down the hallway to the Las Vegas vending machine. I call it Las Vegas for it's a gamble if you receive something after you feed it money. I inserted my money and I selected the Milky Way candy bar. As the candy bar fell into the slot at the bottom I mumbled under my breath, "Winner, winner, chicken dinner." The above photo is what I received. WTF!

Where the Hell did this candy bar come from? Had I somehow awoken in the future in a post apocalyptic zombie outbreak. If so, I'm lucky to have found a treasure such as this. I could now live to fight zombies another day.

Dejected, I went back to my office, placed the candy bar on my desk, took out my cell phone, and snapped this photo. I then sent it to the printer, 8X11 size in color. I then went back to the Las Vegas vending machine and taped the photo of the Milky Way candy bar on the glass where everyone can see.

It was on...

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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10 comments:

  1. Kookla Kool4/07/2011 6:39 AM

    NOM NOM NOM!!!

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  2. psychochick4/07/2011 7:39 AM

    If I were you I'd sue the hell out of Milky Way bars, and tell them I had post-traumatic stress for fear of getting food-poisoned from eating a moldy-looking chocolate bar that I wanted to eat for lunch, and therefore led me to have eating disorder that resulted to my anorexic-like body figure. That my friend, is how you get rich... O_O

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  3. Louie The 275th4/07/2011 8:09 AM

    Brains. brains. brains.
    Ah, oops, Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate.

    That thing is sick, diseased. Get a refund.

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  4. LOTGK4/10/2011 6:37 AM

    It was more like, Gack, gack, gack.

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  5. LOTGK4/10/2011 6:52 AM

    I was sort of hoping Milky Way reads my post and offers me a life long supply of the candy bar.
    Fresh ones of course. :D

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  6. LOTGK4/10/2011 6:54 AM

    Received the refund. The service man in charge of the vending machine was very nice about it. Even after seeing my sign.

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  7. ALinda Magana5/25/2011 12:00 PM

    Now I know why I've never like Milky Way. I'm a Snickers person. Ghastly!

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  8. LOTGK5/27/2011 8:09 PM

    Yes, it would certainly be a deterrent.

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  9. Jill10/23/2012 6:00 AM

    Sooo, I mean, did you eat it??

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  10. LOTGK10/25/2012 4:27 AM

    I admit, I did take a bite but it was horrible.

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