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3/17/2010

An Irish Catholic Dog

Sean Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day his faithful dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked Father Patrick, "Father, me dog is dead. Could you please be sayin a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick was taken back and replied, "I'm afraid not Muldoon. We cannot be having services for an animal in the church. Dogs don't have souls. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin what they believe in. Maybe they'll do something for your dog."

Muldoon was dejected and hung his head down low and said, Well then, I best be gettin right over there Father. Do you be thinking $5,000 dollars is enough to donate to them for the service?"

Upon hearing this Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary and Joseph Muldoon, Why didn't you be tellin me your dog was Catholic?"

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY


Happy St. Patrick's Day!


LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

11 comments:

  1. Sad, but true. Thats all the church is about these days. Money, how you have and how much they can pry from your wallets.I always thought the priests took a vow of poverty, then why is the Pope one of the richest men in the world. Happy St. Pats to you as well.

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  2. Hey, at least it'll boost the membership of the church.

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  3. If it were up to me, all religion would go to the dogs.

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  4. Oh I remember when church was about looking up girls skirts in bible study. No no, I mean it was about the religion. That's it, it was about the religion.

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  5. So true, the Vatican has billions of dollars, imagine the good that money would do, feed the hungry, clothe the poor, supply medicine for the sick, everything that Jesus taught.

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  6. Look what Petsmart did for dog products..... Let the dogs in church, boost membership.

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  7. Thank God it's not up to you.

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  8. Especially when the girls wore black patent leather shoes. We all knew that when shined, they reflected up and we could hopefully get a glimpse of the girls underwear.

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