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7/10/2009

Michael Jacksons Body Missing


Mystery still surround the whereabouts of Michael Jacksons body as a battle between the family ensue as to where the final resting place will be. It has been speculated that his remains are at Forest Lawn Cemetery awaiting further instructions.

The Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists were at Forest Lawn Cemetery yesterday. Michael Jacksons casket was not there.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

11 comments:

  1. I know where he's at. He is all part of my master plan.

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  2. Craig Of the Avenue7/10/2009 8:26 AM

    This has just turned into a Thriller!

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  3. I can't believe that he has been dead over 2 weeks and he still isn't buried. What are they waiting for.

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  4. Very good question, the Grassy Knoll Institute will investigate immediately.

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  5. I SAY HE IS ALREADY BURIED IN AN UNDISCLOSED CEMETERY TO KEEP THE RIFF RAFF OUT.

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  6. I can do you one better. Wait a few days and check my updates. You will be stunned.

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  7. Thats not the real Forest lawn cemetery.

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  8. Actually it is. Just not the one in California. GOTCHA!!!

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  9. I told you. The plan is working perfectly.

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  10. Damn. He's still not in the ground.

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