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| Jesus Image Appears |
Guitar maker believes the image of Jesus is on the neck of one of his newly made guitars. The image is seemingly burned into the wood grain of the guitar and depicts a full bodied image including arms, legs, and the head of Jesus.
Upon further study, the image does appear to be that of a man, but the clothing is that of an astronaut, a spacesuit very much resembling NASA's Apollo moon Astronauts. This revelation sparked a rebuttal from another religious organization claiming it to be their prophet.
The Raelians, (A religious cult that believes an alien species through DNA intervention created the human race) interprets this guitar figure as a sign that Elohim, (Raelian equivalent to Jesus) is preparing to return to Earth to battle non believers.
The Grassy Knoll Institute asks why now? Why did Jesus, or Elohim appear on a guitar neck in Maine today? What is the significance? The Christian holy day Easter was last week and the Raelian holy day of Cylonian was March 20th, (Series Finale For Battlestar Galatica) has also passed.
It has been noted that a clandestine government agency has been mobilized and ascending upon the great state of Maine. We will assuredly follow their movements in the upcoming days.
In other news, Strangely enough, David Bowie is coming April 24th to New Gloucester, Maine for a rock festival and revival of his top selling 1970's album, A Space Oddity.
Oh no you didn't! You finally solved the conspiracy that has been going on for decades. You found the true lead singer to Genesis. It wasn't Phil Collins at all, but Jesus.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking more like Halle Bop around the clock.
ReplyDeleteIts not jesus its the thin white Duke, David Bowie. Ground control to Major Tom.
ReplyDeleteI could feel it in the air tonight Hood.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I would not save you if you were drowning.
Hey look, he's doing the Macarena!
ReplyDeleteOohhh, We love a man insane.
ReplyDeleteThat would be Aladdin Sane, (It's a play on words, A lad insane) but I get your point. :)
ReplyDeleteExactly Gumby. That's what I thought when I saw the pic.
ReplyDeleteJesus rocks!
ReplyDeleteAlthough I think it looks more like Oprah.
Got to say, I thought it was David Bowie, portraying Ziggy Stardust and his spiders from Mars.
ReplyDeleteThank christ it wasn't from the thought screen helmet guys.
ReplyDeleteDon't rule them out quite yet. Have you seen Bowie's hair?
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