Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening
Big Foot is back in the news as a tandem of Big Foot hunters happened upon a dead carcass in the woods of Georgia. They claim the carcass is the mythical half man, half ape beast that has eluded them for many years.
A press conference held Friday in Palo Alto revealed the DNA test results from the creature and failed to prove Big Foot was captured. The DNA samples came from human origin and the other from an opossum.
Of course, this was a hoax, some sort of conspiracy to that will assuredly introduce some sort of product or other news not connected to the Bigfoot sighting. Viral advertising at it's best.
In the meantime, Big Foot is still on the loose. The photo above was taken just two days ago by a team of Grassy Knoll Institute Bigfoot hunters. As the photo suggests, Bigfoot was startled at the flood lights as they quickly illuminated the thick night woods of Mill Creek Park in Youngstown, Ohio.
Alas, the beast made a quick getaway into the woods running at an amazing rate of speed. The hunt is still on and the Grassy Knoll Institute vows not to rest until this creature is found and captured.
I knew the grassy knoll would be all over this story. thank god you always print the truth. Not like those other rag internet news services.
ReplyDeleteWhat made it suspicious is that the body was not allowed to be viewed. Only an out of focus photo. Plus, any bigfoot hunter worth his beef jerky knows that the great northwest is home to the half man half ape resides.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought by now that beef jerky commercial with big foot would have jumped on this. The way they mess with him.
ReplyDeletewhen i heard about the most recent Bigfoot sighting it really got my hopes up...
ReplyDeleteYea this is your speed.
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