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| Nuns Are Following Me |
I think my identity has been found out by the Catholic Nun order. Spying several nuns in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, I boarded the Ski Lift on the Parkway to the top of the Smoky Mountains to avoid detection.
Assuming I was safe I glanced back to see if I was followed....
Out of reflex, I immediately said 10 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers and one really good Act Of Contrition.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
I think I can see up her dress. :)
ReplyDeletei'd rather n0t see up them dresses :D
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a sophomore in HS, I had a nun for my math teacher. She had a huge wart on her chin-- complete with hair sprouting from it (classic huh?).
ReplyDeleteI had this great idea to pull a few hairs out of my head, take my gum, and stick the gum/hairs to my chin (genious!). When I turned around to share my "likeness" with the guy sitting behind me, he laughed so hard that everyone in the classroom turned to see what I was up to.
(Sister didn't think it was so funny... )
Gumby said
ReplyDeleteMay 28, 2008 at 11:41 am I think I can see up her dress.
Reply aintgotno said
May 28, 2008 at 1:25 pm i’d rather n0t see up them dresses
Reply Contessa Confessa said
May 28, 2008 at 9:47 pm When I was a sophomore in HS, I had a nun for my math teacher. She had a huge wart on her chin– complete with hair sprouting from it (classic huh?).
I had this great idea to pull a few hairs out of my head, take my gum, and stick the gum/hairs to my chin (genious!). When I turned around to share my “likeness” with the guy sitting behind me, he laughed so hard that everyone in the classroom turned to see what I was up to.
(Sister didn’t think it was so funny… )
Reply LOTGK said May 28, 2008 at 9:59 pm Excellent!