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Liz Hurley, super model, cover girl, world reknown actress, all around good girl, alien abductee, swears by her thought screen helmet. (We cannot print how she's swearing, but she does, trust us!)
The Grassy Knoll Institute has some questions relating to the properties and value of the Thought Screen Helmet. Does the thought screen helmet really work? If so, how does it work? Is the helmet water proof? Where can you find these helmets? And, wouldn't you think the aliens would concentrate their mental powers and effort on world leaders other than a dairy farmer in Kansas, or a secretary in Beloit? All good questions indeed which will be answered.
What is the Thought Screen Helmet?
It is a garment device, a hat, nay, a helmet, made out of several secret materials that give it special telepathic canceling powers that stop aliens from controlling your thoughts and actions. If you have ever been abducted by aliens, and have been or are currently being controlled by an alien, the thought screen helmet is for you. The helmet is designed to prevent alien abductions by blocking the mental telepathy of the aliens to your brain. And it's guaranteed to work 100% of the time.
Does the thought screen helmet really work?
A testimonial is perhaps the best way to answer this question. Autie Skimmelhorn, baker at Buttermaid Bakery, attests that since wearing his thought screen helmet 24 hours a day for the past 8 months, he has not once been abducted by aliens. How can you argue with that statement? You can also attest that since he hadn't brushed his teeth in the same time frame, that may have skewed the results. It's too early to call at this point.
How does the hat work?
Simply put, the thought screen helmet prevents telepathic communication and control between you and the alien race. The hat emits a low frequency electromagnetic signal that scrambles the telepathic ability of the aliens. The secret is in the ingredients. Velostat is the main ingredient. Velostat is a material made of opaque, volume conductive, carbon impregnated polyolefin. They are easily grounded. Neither age nor humidity affects the electrical characteristics of velostat.
Basically, three square yards are needed to line your hat or helmet of choice and by using duct tape, hold the velostat in place thus blocking out any alien invasion of the mind.
Is the thought screen helmet waterproof?
Depending on the hat, which should be vinyl, rubber, or leather, it is safe to assume that they are. The reasoning behind this question is how does one take a shower with the helmet still encased on your skull? If you need to wear it 24/7 to prevent alien control, wouldn't you think the aliens would be smart enough to abduct you while showering?
How do I get one of these wonderful hats, err, helmets?
They are not sold in any stores. (Rumor has it that Wal-Mart has a small secret selection to choose from. Note: You must know the secret handshake) If you do need a helmet, alas, you must make one from scratch yourself. But fear not. There are instructions that even a first time alien abductee can understand.
Why don't the aliens concentrate their efforts on world leaders instead of non political people?
If aliens were here on earth, and do have the capability to invade human minds and control them, why would they waste their time on non-political non-influential people? I would go straight to capital hill and the white house. I would make sure president Bush was under total control along with the entire house and senate. (Perhaps the presidents action do lend credence to alien mind control) With the political and military leaders under mind control, the aliens can easily control the rest of the population forcing the alien will upon us. How else can you explain Skating With The Stars and Survivor, 12th Installment?
In closing, if you believe aliens are attempting to control your mind, or have already taken control of your mind, and that the thought screen helmet will effectively eliminate the telepathic waves, you're unequivocally nuts.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
It's no hoax. The case histories are authentic. I'm still making helmets and sending them out. More evidence is coming.
ReplyDeleteMichael Menkin
Ya know, a potato generates current yet no one states that they are being abducted.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this a hoax, it's simply beyond your comprehension my friend.
ReplyDeleteZack, I am not saying it is a hoax. There are thought screen helmets being sold on the Internet and some being made and given away.
ReplyDeleteWhat I am saying is that I don't believe for one second that the thought screen helmet keeps aliens from controlling your mind.
Do you?
Due the experiences with the thought screen helmet sent by Michael Menkin, I decided to test the Velostat material with a fluke meter by chance, I hooked the meter up to the material and I got a reading from it, the reading was quite high so I decide to investigate it and look into it further, I emailed Michael around about january 2007 with the results, I could only speculate at the time that is was some sort of electrical resistance alteration due to being located by the aliens, when I kept getting the results, I sent photos of the thought screen helmet connected up to the meter, the results were astounding. It was the first time anything had been carried out on any material that has recieved a transmision from an extrateresstrial power, my conclusion is that this has to be some kind of microwave pulse send to the material in order to penetrate it, shocking the discovery is and shocking as it is today, I still get those type of readings.
ReplyDeleteI still don't know what it is, the material resistance has increased in OHMs, all the readings are different and have a different charge.
If we have enough data about the current that the helmet carries I may have another website featuring technical information about the helmet.
ReplyDeleteMichael Menkin
Check please.
ReplyDeleteYou helmet guys are basket cases.
Aliens are not controlling you.
LOTGK guy has a point. If aliens could control people, why don't they control important ones, the presidents, prime ministers, kings and queens of the world instead of a farmer in Hoboken NJ.
Reality check table for 4 please.
This is very sad. In todays society that people are so turned around that they believe have to wear helmets to stop aliens from abducting them.
ReplyDeleteAs far as I know nobody else is making a real thought screen helmet. If they are, please post the website and the contact. Put your money where your mouth is. The helmets now take me 5 hours to make with sewing them and I give them away for free.
ReplyDeleteYou never emailed me about anything. You are not telling the truth. If you had emailed me, I would have asked you for your phone number to call you and verify the information. You never sent any photos or anything. Stop telling lies.
ReplyDeleteAlien abductions are very serious events.
If you have real data, I would like to see it.
And why would they make thought screen helmets?
ReplyDeleteMike Says:
ReplyDelete"Alien abductions are very serious events.
If you have real data, I would like to see it."
Same goes to you. If you have any real evidence, we would all like to see it.
It has been over six years now. We are still waiting Mike...
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