Great White Shark Attack

Great White Shark Downs Jet Fighter

On a routine mission over the Bermuda Triangle, a jet fighter pilot was attacked by a 35 foot super great white shark. The shark breeched out of the water and lunged at the jet narrowly missing it.

A Coast Guard patrol team was dispatched by the Grassy Knoll Institute to capture the great white shark, but as of today, the shark has not been captured or seen.

Sarah, A concerned citizen, stated and I quote, "Hi wow what a shark. I love sharks. If you capture it please don't kill it. Its just like you and me. I think you should test it for science and find out stuff. Well bye bye good luck! Sarah!"

Our reply was simply: Sarah, we at the Grassy Knoll Institute share your beliefs concerning great white sharks. And we did capture it, and we did several tests on it, and we found out that sharks are quite delicious.

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