11/01/2021

Chucky Is Back And Waiting

 


On the same lot of the old Firehouse Winery at Geneva On The Lake set out right down by Lake Erie lies this quaint little house. 

Except, when you inspect the house, you will notice sometimes a figure looking out of the upstairs right side window. The figure seems to be holding something above its head. Perhaps a very sharp axe. Or a dull blunt axe.

Either way.....

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/31/2021

Halloween Favorite Treat 2021

 


To begin the Halloween season (I know, it is Halloween already) but let us begin with a long tradition. Halloween peeps. 

I trust my loyal readers are ready to be entertained and we here at the Grassy Knoll Institute aim to please. 

Our rocket scientists here at the Dark Zone have plenty of tricks and treats. We aim (And BTW, we are very good shots) to scare the Helloween out of you. 


Please check throughout the day at the Dark Zone  for updates on everything pertaining to Halloween including sexy costumes, huge melons, ghost stories, haunted house critiques, urban legends, and our own special blend of Halloween humor.  

Halloween is here folks!



Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

4/01/2021

Utah Monolith - Alien Or Earthly

 


On November 18th, 2020 a metal monolith was discovered buried in the Utah desert. It stood approximately 10 to 12 feet high. There was no evidence on how it was buried, or how it was transported, or what type or types of metal the monolith was made from. Only that it was there. Concealed to the public eye and difficult to approach and visit by land.

On November 27th, the monolith was gone from the Utah desert with absolutely zero theory on how the monolith was transported to and from the landing coordinates. The government revealed it does not know how the monolith was set and removed from its location. There were absolutely no signs of truck tracks, or drilling machinery, found in the sand and dirt at the monolith location. 

In the 10 days the monolith stood, it attracted intense investigative teams in an attempt to decipher if the monolith was man made or perhaps extraterrestrial. The determinative answer from scientists was: They just do not know!!!

One thing is known of the unknown monolith. It has been in that exact location since the year 2015. 

The Grassy Knoll Institute investigative team reviewed and took statements from over 5000 people that personally made the trek to the remote location where the monolith stood. 

Upon further review of the visitors testimony, almost all statements believed it had something to do with Arthur C. Clarks mega movie A Space Odyssey. Many observers believed the movie was tied to the obelisk in the Utah desert.  

What was the Monolith in A Space Odyssey: In short, it was a machine created by unseen extraterrestrials to control Humankind. (By the way, it is a great movie, I encourage you to watch it)

Crazy sounding right? 

Sit down, calm down, take a deep breath. 

Folks, it's true. The Monolith is truly out of this world. In fact, there are several hundred of these devices planted across the globe. Their purpose. To listen (Spy) to the worlds chatter. The Monoliths know everything that is going on in this world. Every secret, every deal, every political move. Nothing said or done is secret. 

George Orwell's novel 1984 is perhaps happening as I type this post. 

Big Brother is truly watching you and me.


LURKING, JUST KIDDING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL




3/18/2021

Happy Saint Patricks Day 2021




May all the pubs ye visit tonight be filled with friends and family. Happy St. Patrick's Day to all our friends and readers from the Grassy Knoll Institute.


Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2021



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Tip Your Waitress Tonight


 Please remember to tip your waitress and be respectful towards these hard working women. After all, they are working while we are enjoying the St. Patrick's Day festivities. 


The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight.(They will after 2am anyway)

Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2021



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Tired Leprechaun

 


You may believe that a leprechaun's life is magical. All the gold and other riches they collected. (Stolen) But, after all the hard work in collecting gold and guarding the riches, leprechaun's sometimes do get tired. 

Hence the photo above of a leprechaun resting the day after Saint Patrick's day. 

Be Irish my friends.


Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2021




LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Wear Your Mask Tonight

 


I am aware that today is Saint Patrick's day. Millions upon millions of people will partake in all the Irish festivities today and tonight. Please drink responsibly and please wear your mask.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2021




LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Where Is My Gold

 


Leprechauns are hard at work today guarding all the gold collected from the past year. 

And tomorrow, they will begin again. 


Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2021



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL