11/02/2020

I Once Caught A Ghost This Big

 


I once caught a ghost this big....

Wow, is it November 2nd already? I woke up around 3am this morning and it looked like it was light outside. I opened the blind and dammit, it was snowing. Not just a little flurry but this snow meant business. Of course the front lawn was covered in white snow but also the driveway and the street. I believe it is true when one says that Ohio has two seasons, Summer and Winter. No Spring, no Fall. Just snow.

Anyway....

Once again, we had another fantastic Halloween season. I want to thank everyone who logged in and viewed the Halloween Dark Zone of the Grassy Knoll Institute. I know in past years there were multiple posts in October, (20-25) but hey we are still posting along. I will say, I am still enjoying this blog and its readers. 
 
As I have stated in the past, I am staying put right here. I am not leaving. I am staying here until I am the last blog in the universe. 

Happy Halloween to everyone once again. Thank you for viewing and commenting and I will see you all next year.


Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL


10/31/2020

Also The Trick On Halloween


I'm the Treat.....

And also the trick...

On this 2020 Halloween evening, let the buyer beware.

And get out and vote.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/30/2020

Dick In The Box

 


Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Halloween and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside inside the box
Justine Timberlake is jealous, I just know it.

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/06/2020

I Put A Spell On You Because You Are Mine


I dusted off the computer keyboard ready to entertain myself (And hopefully my readers) for the unholiest month of the year. October Bitches!

Today is October 6th and Halloween is right around the corner. The rocket scientists here at the Dark Zone have plenty of tricks and treats. We aim (And BTW, we are very good shots) to scare the Helloween out of you. 


Please check back here at the Dark Zone everyday for updates on everything pertaining to Halloween including sexy costumes, huge melons, ghost stories, haunted house critiques, urban legends, and our own special blend of Halloween humor.  

Halloween is coming!

I put a spell on you, because you're mine
You better stop the thing that you're doin'
I said, "Watch out, I ain't lyin'", yeah
I ain't gonna take none of your, foolin' around
I ain't gonna take none of your, puttin' me down
I put a spell on you because you're mine, all right
I put a spell on you, because you're mine
You better stop, the thing that you're doin'
I said, "Watch out, I ain't lyin'", yeah
I ain't gonna take none of your, foolin' around
I ain't gonna take none of your, puttin' me down
I put a spell on you because you're mine, all right

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL


5/23/2020

Ten Years Without Lost



ABC Lost Secrets – Virtual Reality – Alternate Reality


Lost Update - Ten Years - 05/22/2020

I walked into my office this morning, turned on the lights, turned off the alarm, turned on my computer and began my work plan for the day. Looking to my left I spied the wall calendar. May 22nd, 2020. Quickly I realized that ten years ago today Lost aired it's series finale. 

I remember watching the first episode and quickly produced my theory on what happened to the passengers on Flight 815. 

Just what was the Grassy Knoll Institutes Lost theory….Even after waiting ten years…..
Although it appears the survivors of Oceanic flight 815 are on a tropical island, they are being deceived. There is no island. The survivors are in a virtual reality laboratory. All the castaways are interconnected to one another sharing each others thoughts, memories, and feelings. While in this virtual reality laboratory, a battery of physical and mental experiments are performed on them. And who is running these experiments? As Juliet stated, the Aliens of course.

At first, there was little interaction on the Lost page. Perhaps 100 views per day. I even received comments from fans searching for all news about ABC Lost. I decided from day one that I would post my Lost update after every episode. I would add why my theory was correct and all others were wrong. 

I started out with the title, Leaving On A Jet Plane and finished 6 years later with The Long And Winding Road. All my Lost titles were words from popular songs. The songs seemed to fit the series, and it became my niche. 

By the end of the first season, my Lost audience grew. I was receiving several thousand viewers each day on my Lost site. I knew I had something. I continued into the second season and my site exploded. Thousands upon thousands of readers were reaching my site to unlock the secrets of ABC Lost. 

Into the later seasons, I added the Twilight Zone connection with Lost, as such, Lost was merely a reinvention of the Twilight Zone. I would compare episodes of Twilight Zone to episodes of Lost and let me tell you, it was uncanny. 

As we all moved into season six, the final season, I had several million viewers each week debating my lost theory. Week after week passed by until we got to the series finale where all would be revealed. 

But, not so much of a finale in my opinion. They were all dead, or they weren't all dead, or only some were dead, or some members were completely forgotten, and what the Hell about Richard, the 200 year old man that lived on the island.

Wait, wait, wait. I am sorry. Ten years have passed. Lost is over. I almost jumped back into my Lost writing there for a minute. 

Anyway, let us see if any Lost fans are still lurking around. If so, simply reply in comments and say hello. 

And as I ended my six year series on Lost episodes, I will end this post the same way.


And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love, you make...



LURKING, STILL LOST ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

5/14/2020

Presidential Election Begins



The sign post up ahead, your next stop, the Twilight Zone.

With the presidential election just months away, one family on Glenwood Avenue in Boardman, Ohio proudly erected a sign showing their preference. Democrat, Republican. We will not really know until the end of the year.

The sign was taken down for a few days but was quickly put back up so all the passersby may view.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/17/2020

St. Patricks Day Waitress 2020



Happy St. Patricks Day 2020 from all of us at the Grassy Knoll Institute. 


Please remember to tip your waitress and be respectful towards these hard working women. After all, they are working while we are enjoying the St. Patrick's Day festivities. 

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight.(They will after 2am anyway)

Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.


Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2020



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

An Oldie But An Important Message

An old Irish blessing suitable for many things....

May those who love us, love us;
And those who don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
But if God doesn’t turn their hearts,
May God turn their ankles.
So we’ll know them by their limping.


Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2020




LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL